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Poetry - Music - Comedy - Erotic Hypnosis - Philosophy - Defending my fellow humans right to individuality
In regards to who I'd like to meet on here... Im mainly looking to meet people that share my passions. If you're a Floater fan, then you probably already share many of my ideals. Anyone smart enough to see all the corruption in the US government, the worthless plasticity of the corporate-controlled media, or the growing lack of concern for human rights in our society is encouraged to add me as a friend. I also love people with a sense of humor, I am quite a goofball myself. I'd also like to meet anyone that might be classified by society as odd, strange, or wierd. Any MSTies out there (you know who you are) are encouraged to add me as a friend as well.
Well, I've already met Rob, Dave & Pete of Floater so that covers a third of the currently living people I'd like to meet. Others in the currently living catagory include Bruce Campbell (I love the Evil Dead movies!!), Jim Gaffigan (so funny that you'll spit out your yoo-hoo), David Cross (one of the greatest comedians around today), Patton Oswalt (same here!), the Dali Lama, and myself from an alternate demension.
In the no longer living on our plane of existance catagory I'd have to say Jim Morrison, William Shakespear, Chris Farley, and my number 1 hero comedian Bill Hicks!
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead, spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you very much, you've been great." [several gunshots ring out, Bill mimes being hit and falls to floor, motionless.] -(Onstage closing comments of Hicks's Revelations special from 1993)
Learn it. Love it. Live it.
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!
What's Your Theme Song?The Floater WavelengthFloater - Blackwater Prophecy - The Doors - Tool - Pearl Jam - Jorduga - Bob Marley - Beethoven - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Simon & Garfunkel - The White Stripes - Green Day - Emmet Swimming - Soungarden - Johnny Cash - A Perfect Circle - Neil Diamond - Sublime - Tenacious D - Terra Naomi - The Misfits -
Immortal Beloved - Fight Club - The Big Lebowski - Anchorman - Evil Dead 1 & 2 - Army of Darkness - Man on Fire - The Butterfly Effect - 12 Monkeys - Lost in Translation - Sin City - Final Destination 1 & 2 - The Professional - Pulp Fiction - Resevoir Dogs - Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2 - Bubba Ho Tep Elvis and JFK Kickin' Ass in Bubba Ho Tep!!- American Psycho - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the Original Tobe Hooper version) - Boondock Saints - Blue Velvet - In the Mouth of Madness
Family Guy - MXC - X-Play - Attack of the Show - Happy Tree Friends & Friends - Anything on Adult Swim - Saturday Night Live - Mad Tv - Independent Film Channel - Fairly Odd Parents - Myth Busters - Mystery Science Theater 3000 If you've never heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000 you need to Click Here
I should read more. The Vinnie Last series (Detective novel I'm working on)
Bill Hicks is my all time hero!! In my opinion he was a prophet trying to save us from becoming mindless cattle for the government to milk dry. He saw the truth, he spoke the truth, he was the truth. Unfortunately the fates took him from us in 1994, he was 32. The man is an inspiration to me and all free thinking people the world over.You Wll be Missed, But NEVER Forgotten. Heres a great tribute page with tons of quotes and links. The Genius Of Bill Hicks