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Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan

Ich bin ein Me!

About Me

I am Dan, hear me growl seductively! Grrrarr ;) I swordfight, I work, I sleep, I eat. The last two are options, the first two aren't. I love shopping, sushi, soup, and good bloody steaks.
You scored as Bondage, Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage


83%

Blood


75%

Whips


67%

Biting


58%

Blind Folds


42%

Chains/Handcuffs


25%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Which Black Metal musician are You? (10 possible results)
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You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?
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How to make a D20 Soldier
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part brilliance
3 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring
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Personality cocktail
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You are Donnie Darko! You are confused and mentally
unstable but you are a truly great guy who
just wants to love, be loved, and not die
alone. "I promise one day everything
will be better for you."
Which Donnie Darko Character Are You?
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You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism


92%

Green


83%

Communism


83%

Socialist


67%

Democrat


58%

Fascism


25%

Republican


8%

Nazi


0%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama.
Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time...
But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you.
You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Inner Child Is Naughty
Like a child, you tend to discount social rules.
It's just too much fun to break the rules!
You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you.
And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child?
You Are A Blueberry Martini
You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.
You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.
You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.
Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality. What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
Gummy Bears
You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute. What Kind of Candy Are You?
Your Personality Profile
You are nurturing, kind, and lucky.
Like mother nature, you want to help everyone.
You are good at keeping secrets and tend to be secretive.
A seeker of harmony, you are a natural peacemaker.
You are good natured and people enjoy your company.
You put people at ease and make them feel at home with you. The World's Shortest Personality Test
How You Life Your Life
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?
Which flavor of Ramen are you?
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you are oreintal. exotic and different. you offer a
pleasing blend of soup and spice.
How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You tend to give more than take in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Where are you in the Force? A Jedi or Sith?
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You are a Sith Lord!
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ïòð Dan is a radioactive squirrel!!
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Green Tea... You are Green Tea! Strong and very smart you prefer peace to violence
and very rarely take action if it involves
confrontation. But you make up for this with
your keen insight and understanding of the
world and people around you, you have a very
mysterious nature. Many people see you as laid
back and that may be true, but you are very
intelligent and make good decisions.
What type of Tea are you? {-With Anime Pictures!-}
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You Are a Goth!
You're so gothically outrageous, and you aren't afraid to flaunt it.
Whether you dress up like Robert Smith or a tragic Little Bo Peep,
chances are that you'll be parading around with the rest of the goths at Yoyogi Park on Sunday.
Don't forget your white makeup and blue lipstick! Who knows?
You may just get picked up by one of the seedy photographers. What's Your Japanese Subculture?
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream
You're the coolest cat around, but too laid back to let it get to your head What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Fortune Is
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (JtHM) character ish you be?
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If i was a serial killer i would be Ted Bundy .

In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.
After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.
Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.
kill count: 30+
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What's your favourite heavy metal band/artist?
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You're into Disturbed... Tall, dark and uhm dark...
You know how to have fun even though you're a
workaholic. You probably live off beer and
ice-cream. Your sexuality is or will be firey,
passionate, and at the peak of all others, in
other words, plenty of sex. People want you,
and you tend to let them suffer a little before
giving yourself to them. People respect you and
whoever doesn't is murdered, terribly. You can
get extremly depressed at times but your
friends love you and take all the shit you
throw at them. You stand by what you believe in
and no one can change your mind.
What GWAR member are you?
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You are Jizmak Da Gusha "Jizmak became master
of the "great beating machine" after
the horrible death of former GWAR drummer
Nippleus Erectus."

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Interesting. Human (Preferably).

Music:



Metal, lots of it.

Movies:

Serenity

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The last guy in the video is actually able to keep up with the recoil off of the .557 Tyrannosaur. Props to that guy.

My Blog

The loss of a good friend

Today, at 7:48pm, one of my best friends passed away. My favorite pet of all time, Ursa, has fallen to the reaper at the age of 1 year, 1 month, and 18 days. He will be given as best as we can manage ...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

Man vs Grill

Debatable who won. I walked away with a 3rd degree burn, grill didn't walk away at all. I should regain use of my right thumb sometime in the next few days. Oh, for those of you who weren't already aw...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

humanforsale.com

I am worth $3,154,324 on HumanForSale.comHow much are you worth?...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:29:00 PST

See, even BlogThings thinks so..

Even a thrown together program that generates a major arcana card based on the number and arrangement of letters in your name thinks I'm The Devil. ..> You Are The Devil You don't represent evil,...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

I could have told you that...

..> ..> ..> Your IQ Is 140 Your Logical Intelligence is Above AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is GeniusYour Mathematical Intelligence is GeniusYour General Knowledge is Above Average ..>..>..> A Q...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:11:00 PST

Damn The Man, Try The New Hot Wings!

I finally had both the desire and the means to quit Blockbuster for good. I'd been telling my store manager for about a month now that, as soon as my commercial kitchen was open, I'd immediately have ...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

...The Pastor was right?

So, I had more than one valid answer for a few of the questions on the quiz, so I did all the different combinations and got: You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; some...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

Not that it matters, but...

1) I like peaches, and damn near anything peach-flavoured. 2) Rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. I also happen to like rum very much. 3) Bacard...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

I don't post enough.

Statistically speaking, I post to my blog here significantly less frequently than the majority of people in my age/techskill group. I've furthermore noticed a tendency for those whose blogs I do read ...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:59:00 PST

The Chthonic Chronicles

I'm a big fan of Bal-Sagoth, and when I found out they put out a new CD after having disappeared for about 4 years, I had to listen to it. There have been implications that this is the last CD, as it ...
Posted by Der weniger musikalisch-geneigte Kapitän Dan on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:01:00 PST