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Vanity

bewaretheflair

About Me

Bette Midler meets Cheryl Hines with a splash of Liza Minelli - for kicks. HIGH kicks. I'm an actress, a singer, a burlesque dancer, and all around pretty funny broad to have in the room. I love performing and finding new ways to not take myself seriously. I'm a huge musical theater GEEK and when I frequent West Hollywood - they gays gather to rejoice. And I rejoice with them, for I do love my gays. It's one big circle of love - for Madonna, feathers, glitter....and showtunes. Ain't life a ride?}

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My Interests

Burlesque, glitter, turkey feather boas, lipstick, shiny things...and a fierce high hat bang, baby.

I'd like to meet:

HotShot Hollywood Daddies with more than a buck in that wallet. Oh - and other Daring Darlings who dance the Forbidden, Delicious, dance of Burlesque.

Heroes:

Madonna, Tina Turner's Legs, RuPaul's Blond Wig

My Blog

The "B" Word

Well, THAT happened. I went to the dermatologist the other day (in Long Beach, which, by the way, is a real shit-hole).  I don't know what there really is in Long Beach besides my dermatologist a...
Posted by Vanity on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:57:00 PST

OH, Mademoiselle, You Didn’t!!!

I'm not going to claim now, nor ever that I am completely sane.  However, in my off-kilter-ness I sometimes lead myself down unique paths.  (As we do, when we can't stop google-ing.) Althoug...
Posted by Vanity on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

Proud Parent!

Oh man.  I never knew it could happen to me of all people. No...I’m not pregnant.  But I do have a dog.  A dog some of you have had the resounding, alarming, never-a-dull-moment e...
Posted by Vanity on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:54:00 PST

Truth Or Dare, Explique Sil Vous Plait?

Ok - so, I've been to weddings where the couple getting hitched added some kind of a wacky personalized theme to certain aspects of their crazy day. Well, Mr. Flair and I decided instead of table numb...
Posted by Vanity on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

OMG....I Did It.

Well, this Blog is about my newest photo in the Hairspray wig.  This photo was taken friday night at Bobbie Burlesque's Broadway Follies Fundraiser show at the Complex on Santa Monica (which was ...
Posted by Vanity on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

Accidentes!!

I hydroplaned and 360'd my car this weekend.   Luckily I'm ok, I didn't hurt anyone else (either a person, personal property or other cars) but I have a few bumps and bruises.  Still wa...
Posted by Vanity on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

This Just In - Vanity's Glove Has Been Stolen!!!!

Oh my!  In the blinding glitter and spotlight that was last night's Bobbie Burlesque show "Lovin' at the Lava Lounge," who knew such a scandal would take place!  OY VEY! To make a long story...
Posted by Vanity on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

The Ladies of Monday

So, another week, another dance at Tease! Oh, how I love those nights! I love the whole night...even though my NAME is Vanity, I'm not SOO vain that I JUST enjoy the time when I get to dance. I'm so i...
Posted by Vanity on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:35:00 PST

Who I Am...Who I Want To Be

Hello Darlings.  If you are one of my adorable FRIENDS on myspace, you know EXACTLY who I am, now don't you?  If not, well, let me give you lovelies an inside scoop... I am an alter ego...
Posted by Vanity on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:47:00 PST