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Lorelei

bondage girlfriend

About Me

*Note - oh my god I can't keep up with the messages. If you send me a message thank you so much but, I probably won't manage to reply.
Okay, now for the "About Me" stuff.
I'm into bondage... first it was a hobby, then it was my sex life, then it became my career too :)
We're not into the Master/slave stuff. I switch (sometimes tie up gals) but mostly consider myself a Captive. In other words I like to be captured and I like to struggle. I'm not interested in 'submitting' or 'serving', and since I'm not sub-identified I do not like it when someone tries to label me as a "sub".
Jon and I are members of the local bdsm club (Threshold.org) and sometimes go to the parties there. Our scenes are mostly elaborate bondage with laughing. If you see us doing a scene and our friends walk up and start talking to us during the scene, that's because they know that our party scenes aren't so intense that we can't socialize at the same time.
Although the party scenes tend to be a lot of ropework and sometimes suspension, our home scenes are mostly centered around sex. I get tied up and gagged and we fuck and then he brings me off. How much rope is involved has to do with whether we're tired, how much time we have, etc.
Our work bondage is mostly photo shoots and video shoots. Generally I'll have some gal come over for the afternoon and I'll tie her up about four times and take photos. The photos wind up on my bondage websites. Lately my favorite thing to do is dress her in a waitress uniform or a hotel maid uniform, and rope her up.
About Adds:
1. If you ask to be added, but your profile says anywhere on it that you're a minor, I will wait until you turn 18 and you update your profile to show that you're absolutely 18+.
2. If you put my husband's or boyfriend's pics (or heck, any photographer's pics) in your myspace album but you Diss by not putting a clickable link to the source site in your photo caption, or by using their membership-only pics.. then I'm not gonna add you. Be polite! Gosh!
Note: comments with overlarge images might be deleted. Just so you know :)

My Interests

Bondage fun, roleplaying forced sex fantasies, my boyfriend Jon (11 years now), my husband Eric (14 years now), (yes they know and they know each other and it's okay etc), and my 2 crazy dogs :)

I'd like to meet:

You and I have already met... in the collective unconscious

Movies:

Young Frankenstein
"There wolf. There castle"
"Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso"

Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them?"

Airplane
"It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts"

South Park the Movie
"Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about"

Blazing Saddles
"Send wire, main office, tell them I said ow, gotcha"

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
"In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis"

Cannibal the Musical
"The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!"
"Can't... think... Can't.... move... Can't... speak in complete sentences

Team America
"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact."
"You had me at 'dicks fuck assholes'."

The Incredibles
"You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
"Noooo capes!"

Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
"I sleep now!"

Shrek
"Do you know the muffin man?"

Toy Story
(Objects in mirror are closer than they appear)

Animal Crackers
"When you come near a song, let me know"

Austin Powers
"How dare you break wind before me"

Beetlejuice
"I am alone... I am utterly alone"

Duck Soup
"So, you refuse to shake hands with me"

The Meaning of Life
"My mother said to me, 'Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go.'"
"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris"

Heaven Can Wait
"You idiot! Why did you answer him?"
"I couldn't resist. His will is too strong."
Muppet Movie
"I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television"

A Night at the Opera
"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus!"

Naked Gun
"Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell... ?"

Nightmare Before Christmas

early Woody Allen films

I love comedy, animation & musicals. Real life is already too serious, for me to watch a movie or tv show that doesn't make me laugh.

Bladerunner:
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

Television:

Adult Swim!

Venture Bro's
"You're my arch-enemy! That's what I do! That's my thing!"

Robot Chicken
"Wow, Prime sure has to urinate a lot."

Futurama
"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
"Let's face it, comedy is a dead art form. Now tragedy, ha ha ha, that's funny."

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
"But I do believe corporations rob us of our dignity and independence, and that these systems must be ripped down, burnt down, or leveled by any force necessary. But that's just one little bear's opinion."

Family Guy
(Brian) "Say we were both drunk, and we knew we wouldn't remember?"
(Lois) "I'd have to be really dr-... No!"

Home Movies
"Of course you're stupid, Brendon. All kids are stupid."

Sealab 2021
"Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro! I love you!"

The Critic
"You're my super freak, super freaky"

Welcome to Eltingville
"But Bill! If I get Boba Fett, he could bounty hunt my other guys!"

My Name is Earl
Randy: "Number 133: Peed in the back of a police car."
Earl: "I'm no longer proud about that."

Books:

SM 101 by Jay Wiseman, The Fan Man by Kotzwinkle, Elfquest

My Blog

Dogs part 2

Check the photo album... I added 4 new pics of doggies at bondage shoots  :)
Posted by Lorelei on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

Dogs & their Weird Humans

I have tons of pics of dogs hanging around our bondage shoots.  I haven't put many of them on my site since I imagine outsiders would misinterpret that somehow.  But it's usually pretty...
Posted by Lorelei on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

A strange dream

I had an odd dream. I don't know why I had this dream because I didn't see anything on TV last night, or discuss anything, that would've put this into my subconscious: My world was in a post-apol...
Posted by Lorelei on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:55:00 PST

Friends rotated

I haven't been here in months... as my friendie friends know, I don't do the messages or friend-trades here any more 'cause I got overwhelmed.  I dropped in today to try to do a little of it and ...
Posted by Lorelei on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

Bondage Flexibility and Age

I've noticed that there's a point where a person begins to lose their youthful flexibility.  I've also noticed that the cases I hear about where models got shoulder/arm nerve damage, were not usu...
Posted by Lorelei on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Why I stopped doing the Friends list

:(  I've stopped keeping up my friends list because I can't handle the workload. When one has a decidedly adult profile, they need to check all Friend requests so that they're not Friending minor...
Posted by Lorelei on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

GagTalk.com & other domains for sale

I realized I'd better make things easier and simpler, and just sell the domain names through Afternic. Bondage domains available:http://www.afternic.com/names.php?best=1&u=100 794 Thanks, --Lorelei...
Posted by Lorelei on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

GagTalk.com for sale

I'm entertaining selling the domain GagTalk.com, so I'm putting it out there for offers.The theme for GagTalk.com was interaction: bondage forum, bondage chatrooms, bdsm resource/community links.Due t...
Posted by Lorelei on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

Empty

Each night I have a dream where my dog Alex is in danger or in an accident.  One night I dreamt I was at an intersection with Buddy & Indie, but Alex was across the street on another cur...
Posted by Lorelei on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Buddy the dog is gone :(

http://www.lilaclane.com/buddy/index.html
Posted by Lorelei on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:11:00 PST