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Rockin' my ukulele
MUSIC, SHREDDING...also known as 2 planking, futball (soccer), rugby, white water kayaking, painting, drawing, long walks on the beach ahha, or around the glen, java, movies, friends, chilling, drinking, evenings, Jack Johnson on the ipod on the beach, cups of tea on the hour, transformers, smell of the Scottish Glens, snow, cupcakes, soft hair, 3d glasses, sheet music, paintings, creativity, spontanuity, mullet hunting, going fast in anything, random backflips of bridges, ewoks, dry erase boards, public speaking, digital watches, sideburns, wolverine, gyrocopters, talking my way out of trouble, road trips, seafood, foam parties, portable beer kegs, jetpacks, mustaches, inspirational speaking, kids, LIGERS, kids artwork, wandering cities, sleep including but not limited to: Full sleeps, siestas, power naps, cat naps, falling asleep in everyone's rez rooms, mints, mangos ...that's it for now...
DISINTERESTS:
Sports with equipment, rain (in general), FISHERS..i loath fishers!!! toasters that burn toast, creamless tea, the comments guys leave girls on thier pics on this site, money orders, bank loans, public transportaion, George W. Bush, the ongoing war in Iraq, SUV's, gas prices, North American ale, McDonalds, falling lights, fire, breaking bones, concussions, drama, when random girls steal all the milk cartons in the caf before I can get to them, right handed scissors, olives, having such a ridiculous alcohol tolerance (DAMN YOU SCOTLAND!!!) ripping your pants, and...um...that's it...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew J. G. Alistair Evans
Birthday: Feb. 2
Birthplace: Corn
Current Location: Ottawa/Thunder Bay/Edinburgh
Eye Color: Yellow & Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie
Your Heritage: 110% SCOTTISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Circas
Your Weakness: Never giving up...EVER, powtie faces :(
Your Fears: Dying, losing the one I love..
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Recording a studio album with the band, fakie cork 900
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aye, dank, gnarly, mint
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I still drunk?, I just went to bed an hour ago...
Your Best Physical Feature: stomach
Your Bedtime: whenever the Guinness puts me to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my Dad
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi...unless it's Vanilla Coke...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Guinness
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: REDBULL....and vodka
Chocolate or Vanilla: Guinness....okay fine vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Baileys...haha...okay with coffee???
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Aye, I'm frm' Scotland, course' I' fuck'n swear ye bastard!
Do you Sing: EVERY SECOND
Do you Shower Daily: several times
Have you Been in Love: Aye
Do you want to go to College: I am in 3rd yr Uni...then med school...
Do you want to get Married: AYE
Do you belive in yourself: Aye...
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not too shabby...
Are you a Health Freak: Aye
Do you get along with your Parents: ...sometimes...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye
Do you play an Instrument: Aye, if it makes noise I can play it!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um...Pissed Tae Th' Gills
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hit a bong once all shmamered...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: aye
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nae
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Aye
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Aye
In the past month have you been on Stage: Aye
In the past month have you been Dumped: nae
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts...haha it's the accent...
Ever been Drunk: ever been sobber is a much better question...
Ever been called a Tease: nae
Ever been Beaten up: aye once in 4th grade...
Ever Shoplifted: nae
How do you want to Die: doing something memorable!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Kids Doctor (Pediatrician)
What country would you most like to Visit: home (Scotland) or back to Hawaii...surfing good...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any just nae Pirates yaaaar!!!
Favourite Hair Color: darker...BUT...I fancy the sunshine as well!
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller than a wee Hobbit
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many...
Number of CDs I own: a zillion trillion bagillzon
Number of Piercings: 5; ears, helix, eyebrow, nipple
Number of Tattoos: 2; rampant lions over each elbow
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Optimus takes only the best fuel...
Robot Love..."maybe next year we can fit into a van cab and get to the bar!"
IT'S AN EFFIN' ZOO ROUND HERE
Here are some of my greatest friends I would like YOU to meet...Lim Lim the Panda is my favorite. Gretchen the Llama is my least favorite. Do not tell Gretchen or any of them that though. Please feed Lim Lim the most. Then Steve French. Go to more to feed and make them happy. Soon I will have each one a MYSPACE profile page. Stay Tuned!
*ALSO* Please do not moleste the animals! Except the Gypsy Llama. Thank You.
adopt your own virtual pet!
I want to find a girl that will let me grow a big fat moustachio just like Kurt Russel from Tombstone, along with my combover and still wants to be seen out in public with me. She has got to have a love for good music, tattoos, and facial hair...boo-yah I think I scored big!!!
look at that thing...just damn right BADASS!!!
P.S. a Napolean Dynomite run/dance is also a necessary requirement...I want to meet a young lass that will share an ice cream cone while holding hands walking along the canal. That loves to laugh, and have a good time. One that will just lay in the grass and chat the day away, while we take turns laying in eachothers lap giving head scrathes. I want to find that girl and everything is so perfect that they turn our courtship into the script for Love Actually 2.But in the mean time...I'll deal with any wild and crazy people, who like to down the pints and hang out...anyone who wants to party hard and has similar interests!
Dallas Green
Neil Young
Bob Dylan
Ben Harper
Jack Johnson
Matt Mays & El Torpedo
The Stills
Sufjan Stevens
Green Day
Alexisonfire, Sam Roberts Band, Matt Costa, Minus The Bear, Hedley, Plain White T's, Tokyo Police Club, Dashboard Confessional, Codplay, Foo Fighters, Anit-Flag, Moneen, All American Rejects, Billy Talent, Big D and the Kids Table, The Acorn, Craig Cardiff, B-Side Players, Fiest, The Killers, Maroon 5, Tenacious Mutha-fuckin Deeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooo!, Zep, Nizlopi, Panic!, Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard, Rage Against The Machine, Damien Rice, The Frames, John Mayer, Radiohead, Weezer, Beatles, AFi, Rise Against, Sara and Teagan, Clapton, U2, Dubliners, Mahones, Briggs, Rolling Stones, Violent Femmes, White Stripes, Hayden, JET, Gorillaz, to name a few...
Reggae: Max Romeo, Lyricson, Sister Nancy, Bob Marley, Damien Marley
Rap: Del the Funkee Homosapien, Heiroglyphics, Souls of Mischief, Deltron 3030, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, Swollen Members, Dilated Peoples, De La Soul
Jurassic Park, You've Got Mail, Sleepless In Seattle, Love Actually, Pretty Woman, What Dreams Will Come, Princess Mononoke, School of Rock, Patch Adams, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, X-Men, Inside Man, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, 40 year old virgin, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Rob Roy, Old School...
Arrested Development, The Office (UK version), Inked, Futurama, Monster Garage, Miami Ink, Monster House, O.C.C. anything on Discovery...Family Guy, Simpsons
Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Art of War, The Life of Pi, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus...this book is GOLD...like seriously I'm waiting to find a wee Leprechan trying to steal it back...
Wolverine obviously, cause we're pretty much the same person,
but Batman is clearly the best superhero with no powers....and my mom, she could kick a whole shitload of super villains, she rocks hard!