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Yeti the Wookie

Make awkward sexual advances, NOT war!!!!

About Me


In a nutshell: Matthew Evans: noun, 1. Social creature, will chat up anyone; 2. Likes to fuckin' give 'er, will party at all times.
I'm a University student getting my doctoral in pediatrics to eventually become the next Patch Adams hahaa...but this semester I am a working stiff in a swank government office where I am creating a new interpretive program for the Rideau Canal, but alas, back to the books come Jan.
I play guitar and sing anytime I can. I love to just mellow out and spend all my time playing and singing Dallas Green, Jack Johnson, Matt Costa, Hayden and Sufjan stuff on my guitar and ukulele as well as some piano...but I can also play the mandolin, and bagpipes if I need to...BUT really what I dig the most is rollin along on my skis, wether it's floating big stylie tricks and sliding rails through the park, or going backwards down a powder bowl, just beeing out there with friends and reggae beats is the sweetest thing in the wooooorld!!!...I like. High Five!
I have some tattoos and piercings. Currently I am working on 2 arm sleeves. The right arm has lots of hibiscus flowers and little kid drawn animals so I can use it on the kids when I am a doctor in the Peads ward :D, heart and a loch ness monster all coy style. The left arm represents life and death and has an angel, an old galic poem, black rose, and a bunch of red lines throughout. My chest is 3 nautical Sparrows representing all teh family my dad left behind when he died. And I am tooootally getting knuckle tats that say "True Love" cause it's such a powerful statement.
I will be spending a good deal of this upcoming winter out at my parents place in Oliver B.C. to ski and film, so you local cats from there can show my mates and I some sick lines and where all the ale is located that would be swanky as hell...
Me and My Twin Sister...
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My Interests


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Rockin' my ukulele

MUSIC, SHREDDING...also known as 2 planking, futball (soccer), rugby, white water kayaking, painting, drawing, long walks on the beach ahha, or around the glen, java, movies, friends, chilling, drinking, evenings, Jack Johnson on the ipod on the beach, cups of tea on the hour, transformers, smell of the Scottish Glens, snow, cupcakes, soft hair, 3d glasses, sheet music, paintings, creativity, spontanuity, mullet hunting, going fast in anything, random backflips of bridges, ewoks, dry erase boards, public speaking, digital watches, sideburns, wolverine, gyrocopters, talking my way out of trouble, road trips, seafood, foam parties, portable beer kegs, jetpacks, mustaches, inspirational speaking, kids, LIGERS, kids artwork, wandering cities, sleep including but not limited to: Full sleeps, siestas, power naps, cat naps, falling asleep in everyone's rez rooms, mints, mangos ...that's it for now...

DISINTERESTS:

Sports with equipment, rain (in general), FISHERS..i loath fishers!!! toasters that burn toast, creamless tea, the comments guys leave girls on thier pics on this site, money orders, bank loans, public transportaion, George W. Bush, the ongoing war in Iraq, SUV's, gas prices, North American ale, McDonalds, falling lights, fire, breaking bones, concussions, drama, when random girls steal all the milk cartons in the caf before I can get to them, right handed scissors, olives, having such a ridiculous alcohol tolerance (DAMN YOU SCOTLAND!!!) ripping your pants, and...um...that's it...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew J. G. Alistair Evans
Birthday: Feb. 2
Birthplace: Corn
Current Location: Ottawa/Thunder Bay/Edinburgh
Eye Color: Yellow & Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie
Your Heritage: 110% SCOTTISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: Circas
Your Weakness: Never giving up...EVER, powtie faces :(
Your Fears: Dying, losing the one I love..
Your Perfect Pizza: cooked...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Recording a studio album with the band, fakie cork 900
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: aye, dank, gnarly, mint
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I still drunk?, I just went to bed an hour ago...
Your Best Physical Feature: stomach
Your Bedtime: whenever the Guinness puts me to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: my Dad
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi...unless it's Vanilla Coke...
MacDonalds or Burger King: Guinness
Single or Group Dates: BOTH
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: REDBULL....and vodka
Chocolate or Vanilla: Guinness....okay fine vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Baileys...haha...okay with coffee???
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Aye, I'm frm' Scotland, course' I' fuck'n swear ye bastard!
Do you Sing: EVERY SECOND
Do you Shower Daily: several times
Have you Been in Love: Aye
Do you want to go to College: I am in 3rd yr Uni...then med school...
Do you want to get Married: AYE
Do you belive in yourself: Aye...
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not too shabby...
Are you a Health Freak: Aye
Do you get along with your Parents: ...sometimes...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye
Do you play an Instrument: Aye, if it makes noise I can play it!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um...Pissed Tae Th' Gills
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hit a bong once all shmamered...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: aye
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nae
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Aye
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Aye
In the past month have you been on Stage: Aye
In the past month have you been Dumped: nae
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts...haha it's the accent...
Ever been Drunk: ever been sobber is a much better question...
Ever been called a Tease: nae
Ever been Beaten up: aye once in 4th grade...
Ever Shoplifted: nae
How do you want to Die: doing something memorable!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Kids Doctor (Pediatrician)
What country would you most like to Visit: home (Scotland) or back to Hawaii...surfing good...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any just nae Pirates yaaaar!!!
Favourite Hair Color: darker...BUT...I fancy the sunshine as well!
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller than a wee Hobbit
Weight: meh
Best Clothing Style: your own
Number of Drugs I have taken: not many...
Number of CDs I own: a zillion trillion bagillzon
Number of Piercings: 5; ears, helix, eyebrow, nipple
Number of Tattoos: 2; rampant lions over each elbow
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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Optimus takes only the best fuel...

Robot Love..."maybe next year we can fit into a van cab and get to the bar!"

I'd like to meet:



IT'S AN EFFIN' ZOO ROUND HERE
Here are some of my greatest friends I would like YOU to meet...Lim Lim the Panda is my favorite. Gretchen the Llama is my least favorite. Do not tell Gretchen or any of them that though. Please feed Lim Lim the most. Then Steve French. Go to more to feed and make them happy. Soon I will have each one a MYSPACE profile page. Stay Tuned!

*ALSO* Please do not moleste the animals! Except the Gypsy Llama. Thank You.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I want to find a girl that will let me grow a big fat moustachio just like Kurt Russel from Tombstone, along with my combover and still wants to be seen out in public with me. She has got to have a love for good music, tattoos, and facial hair...boo-yah I think I scored big!!!
look at that thing...just damn right BADASS!!!

P.S. a Napolean Dynomite run/dance is also a necessary requirement...I want to meet a young lass that will share an ice cream cone while holding hands walking along the canal. That loves to laugh, and have a good time. One that will just lay in the grass and chat the day away, while we take turns laying in eachothers lap giving head scrathes. I want to find that girl and everything is so perfect that they turn our courtship into the script for Love Actually 2.But in the mean time...I'll deal with any wild and crazy people, who like to down the pints and hang out...anyone who wants to party hard and has similar interests!

Music:

Dallas Green

Neil Young

Bob Dylan

Ben Harper

Jack Johnson
Matt Mays & El Torpedo

The Stills

Sufjan Stevens

Green Day

Alexisonfire, Sam Roberts Band, Matt Costa, Minus The Bear, Hedley, Plain White T's, Tokyo Police Club, Dashboard Confessional, Codplay, Foo Fighters, Anit-Flag, Moneen, All American Rejects, Billy Talent, Big D and the Kids Table, The Acorn, Craig Cardiff, B-Side Players, Fiest, The Killers, Maroon 5, Tenacious Mutha-fuckin Deeeeeeeee ooooooooooooooo!, Zep, Nizlopi, Panic!, Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard, Rage Against The Machine, Damien Rice, The Frames, John Mayer, Radiohead, Weezer, Beatles, AFi, Rise Against, Sara and Teagan, Clapton, U2, Dubliners, Mahones, Briggs, Rolling Stones, Violent Femmes, White Stripes, Hayden, JET, Gorillaz, to name a few...

Reggae: Max Romeo, Lyricson, Sister Nancy, Bob Marley, Damien Marley

Rap: Del the Funkee Homosapien, Heiroglyphics, Souls of Mischief, Deltron 3030, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Common, Swollen Members, Dilated Peoples, De La Soul

Movies:



Jurassic Park, You've Got Mail, Sleepless In Seattle, Love Actually, Pretty Woman, What Dreams Will Come, Princess Mononoke, School of Rock, Patch Adams, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, X-Men, Inside Man, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, 40 year old virgin, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Rob Roy, Old School...

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office (UK version), Inked, Futurama, Monster Garage, Miami Ink, Monster House, O.C.C. anything on Discovery...Family Guy, Simpsons

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Art of War, The Life of Pi, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus...this book is GOLD...like seriously I'm waiting to find a wee Leprechan trying to steal it back...

Heroes:

Wolverine obviously, cause we're pretty much the same person,

but Batman is clearly the best superhero with no powers....and my mom, she could kick a whole shitload of super villains, she rocks hard!

My Blog

DUDES!, I made you a KILLER Christmas Card!!!!

Hey all 501 of you myspace awesome hombres, yes you are like family to me. Okay, that was a bold face lie, but I did get a new version of Photoshop on the weekend, and I decided to make you all a lov...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

Morning Cereal Substitute...

Duuuudes and Dudettes, Haha, so this is something I have wanted to share for quite some time now...it's kind of a "try this at home" experiment type of thing...Actually it also conjurs up memories fr...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

My Many Faces of....Zoolander!

So yes it is true, I am an elusive camera shy beast, but does that stop me from enjoying a few giggles and laughs thanks to a one Ben Stiller, and Owen Wilson. Of course not. So short precursor to t...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

Tenacioulicious....FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!

Man, I am so effin stoked for the Tenacious D movie shit son. So funny, I may be even more anticipated for this than Borat, who I have had a long standing 3yr relationship. The D man, the fucking D ...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

HAHAHA I Cannot Refrain Any longer...

HAHAHAHHAHAHA, okay seriously if you were all pondering why or how the world is currently set on a shitcourse to Disasterville I think I have come up with a few ingrediants adding a generous mix of hy...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

Rail Jam Downtown Ottawa - Boo Yah!

Hey Everyone, Just wanted to drop some knowledge on ya'll that the boys at Halfcab Productions are teaming up with T&L and a ton of dope sponsors to host the 2nd of 4 Urban Rail Jams. If you missed o...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

Hallllllows weeeeen yes high hive!!!!!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuudesk ayayayayaya hahah shit I am so drunk I can't even yell oyou,,,,but my awesiem costume cost $14.37 qnfn I wen t as my fav band man Dallsas Greeen....yyeah man I drew in all the tata...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

Yeti Kahn, documentaries...and a Beer Truck pins woman in car...

Well hello weary myspace travellers, in todays Yeti news...well there isn't all that much really to report, as I lay here hoping my back feels better soon, as it has progressively been getting worse I...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

What I Do All Day...

So, apparently all you cats are wondering what a drunken rampaging Yeti does all day. Well here's your chance to find out a little about what I do on a daily basis at the moment. So apparently when ...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST

Shiver Me Timbers and Blistering Bosticks...t's talk like a pirate day YAR!!!!

Good day landlovers, Today be talk like a bloddy pirate day and I wanted t' wish you all t' best from me blackbearded heart. I want t' invite you all t' partake in any o' t' activities you can must...
Posted by Yeti the Wookie on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:28:00 PST