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My name is Krista, but you can call me Steve.

About Me



I was born in the wrong decade. I have wicked dance skills and am a crump dancing prodigy. I produce television because I study it. I like long walks on the beach and comitting felonies at the same time, i'm sure me and your mom have dated at some point. I try not to take life so seriously and love to joke around, people should learn from this and take the stick out of their asses and listen to a good album, preferably WHAM and learn from george michael.

My Interests

Singing, Crump Dancing, Writing, Producing TV, Politics, lurking, Changing my layout every few days, Trying to be smart, Getting 'tipsy' with good friends, Jess my best friend, Having good style, being young and stupid and free, long summer nights of getting drunk and lying under the stars, good food, coffee.

I'd like to meet:

the people my mother warned me about. crack fiends, pirate hookers, metal heads, bob barker.

Music:

Cansei De Ser Sexy Alexisonfire Billy Talent Bloc Party Blondie Britney Spears (you best believe!) City and Colour Clap Your Hands Say Yeah CocoRosie New Young Pony Club Belle and Sebastian Tilly and the Wall Lily Allen Death Cab Dresden Dolls Electrocute Elliot Smith Fugees Jay-Z Johnny Cash Lady Sovereign Ladytron Le Tigre Madonna ;3 Matisyahu Metric Moby Nelly Furtado New York Dolls OK Go Of Montreal Outkast Panic! at the Disco Pat Benatar Pink Spiders Pixies Pretty Girls Make Graves Regina Spektor Shiny Toy Guns Snoop Dog Sugababes Supertramp Taking Back Sunday Tegan and Sara The Beatles The Doors The Go! Team The Organ The Sounds The Strokes The Unicorns Tokyo Police Club WHAM Wolfmother Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, Dazed and Comfused, Garden State, Breakfast Club, Chicago, Transamerica, RENT, Fight Club, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Gia, Girl Interupted, Virgin Suicides, Kill Bill, Chronicles of Narnia, Hustle and Flow, Capote, The Devil Wears Prada, Harry Potters, Boys Don't Cry, Anchorman, Dirty Dancing, Walk the Line, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Little Miss Sunshine, American history X, Interview with the Vampire, Pretty in Pink, I Heart Huckabees, AHH...so many more!

Television:

Da Ali G Show

Books:

Angela's Ashes, Go Ask Alice, DaVinci Code

Heroes:

Your mom. Gay weather man.

My Blog

script i wrote. please, waste your time.

WRITER: KRISTA SCHRIVER  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Two boys are sitting in a classroom all alone waiting for class to start but the teacher is 5 m...
Posted by boombox. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:53:00 PST

Peace on earth? PFFT boring.

So it is the holiday season and we 'should' technically be all wanting the same thing, peace on earth. but how can we all want that when we have new iPod's and the new Wii, also on the market are fabu...
Posted by boombox. on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

broadcasting videos inside!!

a few pieces of 2nd year broadcasting mastestry...if thats a word. Music Video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2jBgQMbET4 Saw 4 Movie Trailer Parody: http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5W4JKyJgAk   Depth o...
Posted by boombox. on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

hosers...where art thou?

it's getting closer to christmas and it's a constant reminder with the increasingly intense hockey season, extra ice and don't forget beer...this can only be the call for one thing...HOSERS! part of o...
Posted by boombox. on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

I would like to...

I would like to make a romance inside of you but only if she let me, not with force. All day long when I see you, I think of you, no clothes wa wa wee wa, but is very wonderful.   Borat is the m...
Posted by boombox. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

the dirty sanchez and screech...sigh.

We used to call it, Saved By The Bell, but now we can call it Saved By the Smell thanks to my hero Screech or his original name, Dustin Diamond. Yes this is true, he's starring in a new porno performi...
Posted by boombox. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

David Bowie said it best

"...And these children that you spit on as they try to change their worlds, they are immune to your consultations, they're quite aware of what they're going through..." - David Bowie Thought i'd share...
Posted by boombox. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:13:00 PST

why i am dumb...

these are simple everyday things that make me 'special':   -When I make kraft dinner, and believe you/me sir, I eat a lot of it; I always manage to put the milk in BEFORE I put the margarine. Don...
Posted by boombox. on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

Chester-Cheeto Schriver RIP.

This is to my dog, Chester who I love with all my heart who has to be put down this week, it breaks my heart but heals at the same time. You walked through the door, a new life into our home and into ...
Posted by boombox. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

North American vs. Euro Crime

WHOA NELLY. so I think Michael Moore has said it best when America has the highest crime rate in the WORLD, but hey i'm not going to leave us out of the mix because frankly Canada and the US are not t...
Posted by boombox. on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 09:38:00 PST