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dario kill dario.

operator. get me the president of the world. this is an emergency.

About Me

introductory sentence. im like finding five dollars in your pocket. im like going to mcdonalds and realising that the pre-pubesent teenager behind the cash forgot to charge you for the extra ten nuggets. im like finding out that your ex-lover is in a relationship with someone much uglier than you. im like finding out that one of your close friends is literally a mother fucker. but most importantly, im like the best friend youve never met. because lets be honest, youve probably never met me...

My Interests

i snowboard because im gnarly, i paint because im emotional, i rip my own jeans because if i dont who else will, i sing because i can, i dj in clubs because it makes me feel important and i learn to play guitar because realistically, is there any other way to pick up girls in studded belts.

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet the inventor behind public displays of affection and stab him in the pancreas numerous times. id like to meet scarlett johanson's mother, pat her on the ass, and say good for you. id even like to meet leonardo of the original ninja turtles and whisper 'why were you always such a vagina' into his non existent ear. ....

Music:

i enjoy games. coincidentally so does your mother. in fact we love games so much so that we created one celverly called 'guess the seven people currently residing in my cd player by observing the photographs below you fuck'. were still working on the title.

Movies:

mix one bowl of elephant, with two parts eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dash with a little goonies for flavor, bake at 350 then coat in a paste consiting of one third crash, one third amilie and one third any movie that combines the word johnny and the word depp in its cast listing.

Books:

the rum diaries, sex drugs and cocoa puffs, killing yourself to live, uternation: a graphic dipiction of the uterus and its many cervases, the acid house and life after god. spot the not.