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.jezebelle.

oh shut up. i can see your wedding ring.

About Me

life is a balancing act and im clumsy as fuck. just trying to keep it simple... doing the things i love doing, spending time with the people i love and not giving a flying fuck about your stupid drama, petty bullshit, trashy gossip, manipulative comments or girlie temper tantrums. i greatly enjoy morning sex, patios with beautiful ladies, wake and bakes/breakfast after night shifts, honey blunts in the park with a couple guitars and some of my favourite men, filthy text messages, random bruises, scraped knees and longboarding to yoga class...

My Interests

metal to flesh, really beautiful ink, the word "fuck" (its so versatile), earl grey tea with just milk, hot girls, my woman love, laughing until my face aches from smiling, road trips, people watching (creepy, yes?), long boards, travelling, vinyl, good old common sense, common courtesy, good manners, anatomy lessons, 4-6am, photography, franglais, pin up, not breaking my ipod, good songwriting, sick beats, solid breakdowns, cereal for any meal, red wine, pints, making your jaw drop, really good excuses to stay in bed all day, breakfast/lunch/dinner/martini dates with my favourite girls, rolling words around on my tongue.

I'd like to meet:

beards. lots of em.

Music:

anything i can feel or dance too. e.g. the beatles, bob & damian marley, brand new, buck 65, cold war kids, deftones, bob dylan, every time i die, fleetwood mac (ya, i said it), gorillaz, head automatica, jeff buckley, kanye, zepplin, massive attack, minus the bear, mos def, portishead, postal service, radiohead, rage, old rancid, REFUSED, rise against, old saves the day, shins, stars, kweli (you mean talib, lyrics stick to your rib?), tegan and sara, thrice, van morrison. golden horseshoe rock: alexis, bedouin soundclash, boysnightout, broken social scene, cancer bats, death from above 1979, feist, the fullblast, the junction, metric, moneen, simcoe st mob, the reason. oh and nick cannon... cause he's hilah-rious.

Movies:

the ones i don't fall asleep to.

Television:

i don't actually own a tv BUT... jeopardy, family guy, south park, discovery channel, jon stewart, dave chappelle, arrested development, the L word, dead like me, huff, weeds, the office, 30 rock.

Books:

anything by coupland, palahniuk, findlay, salinger, vonnegut, orwell, huxley, onadaatje or eddings. the vice guide to sex, drugs and rock and roll, pornographers poem, ishamael, perks of being a wallflower.

Heroes:

my parents... for still liking nay... loving each other after 28 years.

My Blog

2 birds with 1stone

1. How old will you be in five years? *big deep breath* i will be 30 2. Do you think you will be married by then? i don't think i'm the marrying type 3. What do you look forward to most in the ...
Posted by .jezebelle. on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:42:00 PST

halifax

yes... halifax. the city... not the band. how come whenever i come to the east coast it always fucking rains. faaaackkk. oh well. at least its not snowing here. you poor bastards in southern onterrib...
Posted by .jezebelle. on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

god i have to stop doing these

im at work...killin time.   1. Where were you when it turned 2006?on a bus on the way home from the airport. 2. How did you get the idea for your myspace display name?one of the boys at work call...
Posted by .jezebelle. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

wasting time

1.      EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? hahaha NO 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Three and a half years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? birthday kisses 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHON...
Posted by .jezebelle. on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

quick comment

straight up... i hate pe0ple wh0 feel the need to use zer0es in the place 0f 0's. d0 y0u n0t realize that it l00ks st00pid? its LAME and it hurts my head.. SO STOP FUCKING DOING IT. thank you....
Posted by .jezebelle. on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST

shocking!

myspace being blamed for sex offenses????? NO! http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/02/D8FHDUHO3.html
Posted by .jezebelle. on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 02:26:00 PST

someone's yelling fire

heading to montreal in a few with my 2 best boys. nothing like a little hardcore to make a girl feel better. note: im talking about music not porno. but now that i think about it... i'd take either....
Posted by .jezebelle. on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST