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Dale

Dont drink water, fish fuck in it. - WC Fields

About Me

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My Interests

Getting through life while causing as little harm as I can to this world and its people, travel, music and adventure.

I'd like to meet:

Elisha Cuthbert aka my future wife.

Music:

It is one of the most important things in my life. There truly is a song for everything..........

Books:

Anything by Douglas Adams.

Heroes:

W.C. Fields, Douglas Adams, my tattoo artist, my friends and family.

My Blog

Deep Thougts

"Though he was my enemy, I had to have respect for his strategy. First he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again." Jack Handey
Posted by Dale on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:26:00 PST

my friend

today i ate breakfast with my friend hema who i had not seen in a couple months. in fact we often go months without seeing each other and sometimes without talking to one another. but when we do it is...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this past weekend

this past weekend was one of the greatest of my life. i rafted the ottawa river, got flung outta the raft into jagged rocks, drank 7 beers in 45 minutes, partied in ottawa with some of the hottest wom...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuckin love

love truly is the most dangerous thing in the world. not because of what others do to us, but because of what we do for others.
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tour

well i get to go back on tour very soon and i cant wait. plus it is back out canadas amazing east coast where the people are so cool and so friendly. i see now why so many londoners end up in halifax....
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If I were........

if i were a rock song id be Free Bird. if i were a hip hop song id be I'm Different. if i were a rap song id be Express Yourself. if i were a metal song id be Holy Wars. if i were a punk song id ...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my music

heavy metal screams for me as the guitars sing in solos. punk rock fights the good fight for me and keeps me grounded. rock and roll tells me of the past and makes me yearn for yester-years. and my mu...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pfft

ive drawn so many conclusions about things that matter and things that don't all of which may be false. but i hold them dear to me and live by their doctrines. i have no solid foundation cause at any ...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST