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Matthew

I dont understand this!

About Me

I know, you’re looking at my picture and thinking to yourself do I know this person from somewhere?Don’t worry I get this all the time and the chances are you do!To say the least I am no stranger to the Hollywood circles. Some of my credentials include sports and cameo television appearances.Sports: Stickball MVP 82, 85, 88, 90, 91, 94, Sicily’s Outstanding Wallball champion of the world 1998, and the SWA wrestling champion 2000-present (Oklahoma Kamikaze).Television cameo appearances: Who’s the boss?, Countless appearances on Hollywood Squares, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Head of the Class, and Elf (I partook in the brutal, bloody, and gruesome final episode)

My Interests

I reduce, reuse, and recycle. I only eat tuna that is dolphin safe. Plants are a life form so I refuse to eat vegetables. I shop at Wal-Mart to show my support for local MA and PA establishments. I never pee in swimming pools. I refuse to use non recycled paper because I like trees.

I'd like to meet:

My hero and main inspiration in life Emilio Estevez

Music:

I refuse to listen to anything other than Yanni, Kenny G, and C+C Music Factory.I must admit that I HATE the band Led Zeppelin with a passion. However, their critically acclaimed masterpiece Hot Dog makes my heart skip a beat.

Movies:

The Emilio Estevez collection!

Television:

the Joan Rivers Variety Hour! Gossip, Gossip, Gossip,

Books:

Some of my fav. books includ: Computers for Dummies, Debt management for Dummies, Sex for Dummies, Keyboards for Dummies, the Kazoo for Dummies, Heaven for Dummies, Hell for Dummies, Cooking for Dummies, Drug Addiction for Dummies, Sleep Deprivation for Dummies, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder for Dummies, Art for Dummies, Depression for Dummies, Anger Management for Dummies, Hollywood Stardom for Dummies, False Indemnities for Dummies, Reading for Dummies, Child care for Dummies, How to Handle Hostage Situations for Dummies, Bankrupts’ for Dummies, Friendship for Dummies, Humor for Dummies, Being Smart for Dummies, Fraud for Dummies, Drugs for Dummies, and Harry Potter books.

Heroes:

Me Myself and the Big Bopper

My Blog

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Posted by Matthew on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:26:00 PST

Its revolution baby!!

To hell with ovens. To hell with stoves.  I now have a crock-pot, and life couldn't get any better..  To those of you without, join the revolution or DIE!!
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:04:00 PST