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ginatheknife

I'M JUST AN EX-CON TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET MY KIDS BACK.

About Me


Human Female

If I were a president I'd be Baberham Lincoln

My Interests

My new motto is: If I don't remember, it didn't happen.
Thanks Hells Bells!

I'd like to meet:

drunks, dorks, and Richard Dean Anderson...

Music:

Anything Mike Patton is invovled in, Langhorn Slim, Merle Haggard, Neil Diamond,Melt Banana, Deathklok, Billy Idol, Passions, Tom Petty, Revolting Cocks, Neil Young, Cash, Pasty, Cradle of Filth, Roy Orbison, Dillanger Escape Plan, Joanna Newsom, James Brown, Heart, Curtis Mayfield, Missy Elliot, Pumkins, Pearl Jam, Blondie, Cars, Swiss Army, George Michael, Dee-lite, KMFDM, Blatz, Mr. Bungle, Elctric Six, The Need, Tom Waits, Mike Watt, Animal Collective, L7, The Black Mages, Bikini Kill, Gravy Train!!!, Lords of Acid, Steely Dan, Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad, Dimmu, Croncrete Blonde, Hiroshima, Stunt Rock, Supernova, TMBG, Deicide, Billy Holiday, Electric Six, Belly, Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Mortician, Six Feet Under, Pink Floyd, Andrea True Connection, Gary Newman, Tony Bennet, Bjork, Donna Summer, Isaac Hayes, Ween, Blonde Redhead, and that guy that did that one song.

Movies:

The Big Labowski actually all the Cohan brothers films, all Evil Deads (1,2, and Army of Darkness), Anything Kevin Smith has done, Equlibrium, Lord of the Rings, Pi, Anything Quentin Terintino has done, Tim Burton's collection, The Deer Hunter, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Battle Royale, Trainspotting, Big Fish, Road House (nothing funnier except Dirty Dancing), Cube and Cube 2: Hypercube, the orginal Batman movie, Dune, Stargate, Total Recall, Office Space, Space Balls, Life Aquatic, MST3K The Movie, Dead Alive, Baraka, Ichi The Killer, One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest, All the Monty Python flicks, Michele Gondry Directors Edtion...don't know if that constitutes a movie, People Under the Stairs, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children,

Television:

I don't actually have any cable set up I prefer to either buy the shows I like or rent them, but here they are...Star Trek (STTNG, Deep Space 9, voyager), Bullshit, Futurama, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theature 3000, Arrested Developement,Trailor Park Boys,Metalpoclips, Pinky and the Brain, The Spanish Channel, Red Dwarf, Sapranos,Ghost Hunters,Simpsons, Zena, X-files, Mr. Show, Chapelle's Show, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Farscape, Earth 2, Sea Quest, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Stargate Alantis, and Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis.

Books:

The Action Hero's Handbook, anything by Tom Robbins, Hitchickers Guide to the Galaxy, anything by HST, the Dune series, Iluminatis Trilogy, If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Mike Nelsons Movie Mega Cheese, Lord of Rings series, Rumi, Divinci Code (it was so so but good), Taxi Cat and Huey and Battle Royale.

Heroes:

Exit signs. If it wasn't for you I would never know how to get outta the bar. thanks.

My Blog

TASTE THE RAINBOW...Its Gay Pride! No Time For Being A Pussy!

Ahh the uninhibitated madness that makes up Gay Pride weekend has once again come and sadly gone. Though with it comes another adventurous up in arms, pull your fingers out cho ass (or put them in it)...
Posted by ginatheknife on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:13:00 PST

The Trials And Tribulations Of Toothless Jimmy McCormick From Texas...

Hi. My name is Toothless Jimmy McCormick (from Texas). This heres a story of my jaunt through the middle of the Americas. So snap on your Bolo Ties pard'ners and hitch a ride on the ole Greyhound wit...
Posted by ginatheknife on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:36:00 PST

From Nut Sack To Falopian Tubes To Egg...I Won This Fucking Race!

My journey began in a nut sack twenty-five long years ago when procreation meant forced marrige and years of suffering. I was in the third row of the starting line racing against billions of other mi...
Posted by ginatheknife on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

The Door To Door Religion Peddling Handbook On Atheism

HI! And welcome to the door to door religion peddling handbook orientation. Just by opening this book you have taken the first steps to deciding you know what is best for all of us. Let me take this...
Posted by ginatheknife on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 10:42:00 PST

This Blog Will Kick You So Hard In The Junk You Will Wake Up With A Uterus...

Oh, kiddies the ole Knife is a hurtin'. I'm getting to old for this shit. I just love entertaining you guys so damn much! Lets rap. I would like to share with you my Sunday, but before I do I have to...
Posted by ginatheknife on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

Note To Self: When Air Drumming To Def Leopard Remember To Only Use One Arm...

Welcome back to a little sane writing about my crazy weekends kiddies!! Sorry about my last couple of blogs. I find myself falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole the longer I live in this...
Posted by ginatheknife on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:55:00 PST

Ill Cut Cha Till Your Face Looks Like Seals...

I remember the first time I met you. The year was 1998 I was on a flight to Argentina to meet with an arms dealer named Miquel. We were meeting at a small restaurant in a less attractive part of town...
Posted by ginatheknife on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

I Am Not Above Pissin In Your Sink...

As some of you may or may not know I have a lot of time to think at work. Too much time I say. If there was paint drying somewhere within my peripheral vision I guarantee I would be the only person in...
Posted by ginatheknife on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:32:00 PST

You Dont Wanna Go Down That Road. Lots Of History Down That Road.

You ever wake up and feel like you just had a balls to the wall battle in space which ended with you getting stabbed in the heart with an American flag? Well that’s exactly how I felt this morn...
Posted by ginatheknife on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:00:00 PST

LETS PLAY HIDE THE PENIS!!! (I’ll provide the hiding spot.)

So I’d like to start this blog out by bitching and moaning. Yeah, I do it a lot but I don’t give a shit. So for the past forty-five minutes or so I have been wandering around "Shitcloud" ...
Posted by ginatheknife on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:46:00 PST