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Lindsey

A mime is a terrible thing to waste

About Me

I am mostly the guitarist/vocalist for the Industrial metal band Apocalypse Theatre...Mostly. Along side of a solo Rock N'Roll project. As far as my roots go, My ancestors were vaudevillian carnies. Im looking to form my own circus...I have a good heart. I love and adore the people in my life. If there werent things to hate, I'd have no sense of humor (read my blogs). Im stuck somewhere between happiness and ranty,offensive bitterness, but all in good fun! I grow unhealthy, fanatic obcessions with certain music/pop culture/movies (cause Im a dork). William Shatner approved, certified dork. Im obcessed with the show Arrested Development! And John Waters, Divine, Troma, Bruce Campbell, Duran Duran,Vincent Price, Rodriguez/Tarantino as well as all other trash-cultured things to be listed below. Im hoping someday I could write, direct, & act in a film based on all the information listed above and below.

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My Interests

The Lust + Passion of life and making music, Rock N Roll (when it was roll), Metal (When it was metal.)I dig the Contradicting Art of Ass-Making (of you or myself and all things corrupt), Mutants,platform/stiletto Shoes, Southpark, stupid gore movies,TromaVille, Siamese cats, animals, Designing shit, Sewing shit, Jewelry-making, parrot plucking,History, Reminicants of old Hollywood, theology, Salsa/tango dancing, oceans/L.A. beaches, Fart Jokes, Bombshells + pin-ups, bowling, mariachis, Vaudville carnies, Horror/terror, old country music (When it was country). I exploit complete strangers out of corrupt fun. My interests are based on all things useless to man-kind. And I continue to bring it to the table, for it is my calling.

Music:

PJ Harvey, Veruca Salt, Nick Cave,Leonard Cohen, Motorhead, Marrianne Faithful, T-Rex, AC/DC, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Nico, Velvet Underground, The Cramps, Johnny Cash, Chris Isaak, Duran Duran, Cardigans, The Cure, Lunachicks, Hank Williams, Hank III, Wayne Hancock, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Howlin' Wolf, Rolling Stones, Elvis Presley, Led Zepplin, Beatles, Leadbelly,Oasis, Dick Dale, Shakira, Beck, NIN, Radiohead, Patti Smith, Al Green, Fleetwood Mac, Buddy Holly, White Zombie, James Taylor, Nirvana, Wilco,Babes In Toyland, concrete Blonde, Hole, Green Jelly,KMFDM, Chet Baker, Dizzie Gillespie, Pulp Fiction/ Desperado/ Hedwig soundtracks. Latin, bossa nova, surf, lounge/jazz, rockabilly

Movies:

Cecil B. Demented, Pulp Fiction, Fabulous Baker Boys, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Reservior Dogs, True Romance, Desperado, Romancing the Stone, Terror Firmer, Slither, Big Lebowski, Secretary,Crybaby, American Beauty, One flew over the coukoo's nest, Kill Bill, Switchblade sisters, Coffy, Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Shining, People Vs. Larry Flint, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all of them, Except III), House of 1,000 Corpes, Devil's Rejects, Cannibal! The musical, John Waters, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriquez, Jack Hill, Vincent Price, Roger Corman, etc.

Television:

Buffy,Arrested Development, South Park, Sex and the City, Kids in the Hall, King of the Hill.

Books:

"Pulp" Charles Bukowski "House of Leaves" Mark Z. Daneilwski "Underneath it All" Traci Lords "If Chins Could Kill (Confessions of a B movie actor)" Bruce Campell "And the Ass saw the Angel" Nick Cave "Beautiful Losers" Leonard Cohen

Heroes:

My mom, Grandpa Lemke, Louise Post,George Carlin,Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ, Divine, the man that pulled me from the burning car, and some rock N Roll heros listed up above. Jesus saved me once, but I don't have proof.

My Blog

People With Low Self-Esteem Have Earned It

So I came across this back issue of Cosmopolitan. I never read Cosmo. Some people don't attract bored relationships that can only be rekindled by the woman having to find new ways to approach sex. Th...
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:37:00 PST

Legacy of The Blonde: The Last Dying Bombshell

It's hard to believe, In the factory. How they made you and they made me. Made of ideas, made to think and feel. How they made our eyes, made our hearts and minds. And how they made me Blonde. I felt...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST

You want Hostility!!?? Ok, then. Snatch sucked!

Hi Lovelies! Im spreading the word for my lust & passion of crime & "Shoot 'em ups". I came across "Smokin' Aces" randomly and by accident. It was sitting around my house in a Netflix sleeve....
Posted by Lindsey on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

Sorry About Your Penis...

As I love to exploit random creeps, I've been inspired to write this after reading Ms. Von Fate's recent blog and a few recent messages I received in response to my blogs. As we all know...Myspace is...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

U-35 Tour Diary: Apox + Mercury Mad = The Butt-Fucking Brady Bunch

  Every time I go on a tour with Apox, my graditude and sentimentality will drive me to write a blog about it.  This one will be a bit different. The events to take place have been very spec...
Posted by Lindsey on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

Do nice guys really finish last?: YES

So lately I've been finding quite a few blogs and bulletins on myspace about guys complaining why women dig such assholes, entitled "Do nice guys really finish last?"  You'll be surprised how man...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

A Tribute to James Spader... Im Ready To Make Love... Or Im a disturbed, isolated person

Alright!  Too many James Spader references this week.  Im writing a goddamn blog!! Its so hard to start when you're writing about the best actor ever. I mean, each character is acted with su...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST

America should be more like Endor...Where the Ewoks live

Just some things I've been thinking about lately.  A few complaints, Some reflections. Maybe a few insults, taunts. Some hostility. Bad taste.  But hey, most people like to get off...
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST

U-35 Recon Tour Thank Yous! And badass moments

I am writing this to express my sincere gratitude for those who have participated in the Recon tour... Being one who has been doing my solo Rock n Roll thing for a little while (a bit in the shadows),...
Posted by Lindsey on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:46:00 PST

Heck Vs. Hell : A Theology Topic

This subject came about when I was at work today.  I have a tendancy to email my co-workers on the job saying "Hella" frequently...Just to piss them off. I was emailing Ingrid about something on ...
Posted by Lindsey on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:56:00 PST