Susan Boyle Needs a Makeover. |
I lost 24 pounds last month, and as a result I feel better about myself. The rapid loss is no huge surprise, my body hates having extra fat and quickly sheds it when correctly prompted(i.e diet and ex...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 09:12:00 GMT |
Help a sister out, will ya? |
Hey, please take a second of your time to vote for Ms. Saint Vain as Fangoria Spooksmodel 2010. Just click the link I am about to post and vote for her, she's on the bottom row. Many thanks, friends! ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:03:00 GMT |
2010 Fangoria Spooksmodel Finalist |
Click on this bitchin banner and vote for my BFF as the 2010 Fangoria spooksmodel.I'm going to write a real blog later, but in the meantime, go vote for this chick.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:01:00 GMT |
GET OFF MY LAWN! |
I got drunk Saturday night. That's nothing new. After a week of housewifery and being cooped up inside, I like to go out and get my drink on. The problem is that I have completely forgotten how to co...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:15:00 GMT |
I Amaze Myself. |
Alright, so tomorrow is the big show. Four months of preparation finally comes to a head. Let me make it perfectly clear that by "four months" I actually mean three days. I have had four months to pre...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:51:00 GMT |
What A Difference 3,650 Days Make... |
It's one o'clock in the morning and my children and husband are asleep. Using the words "my children and husband" still makes me do a double take. Me. The serial- dating party girl. Children and husb...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:57:00 GMT |
An Open Letter to Myspace Tom |
Dear Mr. Tom,Can I call you Tom?I like it that Myspace is constantly adding new features, but it would be nice if those new features didn't completely suck balls. If one of the features would have bee...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:58:00 GMT |
Holiday Hell in the Breadbasket |
You know what I like about the holidays? Nothing. I'm not even sure where to start this little rant, because of the sheer magnitude of the list of things I hate about the holidays, Christmas in partic...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:24:00 GMT |
I love puppets. |
This is what happens when Ms. Saint Vain and I get drunk. Fucking puppet shows.
We are stupid, but we have wayyy too much fun.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:14:00 GMT |
Obviously, I’m still procrastinating. |
I'm trying to decide what music to use for Fashion Week. I'm putting the contending songs here, and if you feel like giving me some input, that might be fun. Really though, it's more for my benefit th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:46:00 GMT |
