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Lisa ~ Jane

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i eat like a 5 year old. bowls of cocoa puffs and fruity pebbles for dinner and candy ALL day long. some call it addiction; i call it love.

i used to be obsessed with country music stars, music, and concerts, so i found a crafty way to turn my hobby into a career. and voila! now we run in the same circles.

i'm as much of a homebody, as i am a vivacious social butterfly. nothing is more comfortable than pajammas, slippers, and my ginormous bed.

i want to be a Crime Scene Investigator when i grow up. i don't want to grow up.

i have THEE BEST friends in the world. no seriously, they're cooler than yours (unless of course you are one of them reading this, because then i am your friend, and I am cooler). lol

i love to fish and have no trouble tearing apart worms and baiting a hook. i like camoflauge, military caps, boots, and attitude.

but, i might surprise you and wear Red High Heels in Vegas.

i am great with children and hope to have my own someday. i decided my firstborn son would be named Dylan back in '91 after Dylan McKay on 90210 and i'm sticking by that. that's commitment.

i luuuuuuv live comedy and have the great fortune of being friends with some of the best in the business - like Hal Sparks, Sebastian Maniscalco, Josh Sneed and Cap.

i wish i could sing. i would be Entertainer of the Year every year, if i only had a voice. apparently that's an important element.

i've been doing a lot of studying about Spiritual Gifts. i've come to the conclusion that mine is Mercy & Evangelism..... or finding great clothes at the Goodwill.

i don't wear makeup or do my hair everyday. i don't care if all the experts say i "should" because i'm going to run into my husband in the grocery aisle. if so, he may as well see me in my monkey pajamma pants on Day 1, so there's no surprises. i hope he buys me oreos.

i don't like being told what to do or how to think. period. i never have. perhaps that's a stubborn side of me, but i prefer to listen to myself and my God. i don't need your opinion or permission. thank you.

but at the end of the day, i want to hug it out.

basically,

Music:

COUNTRY
Brad Paisley
Gary Allan
Eric Church
Dierks Bentley
Miranda Lambert
Waylon Jennings
Johnny Cash
Merle Haggard
Matt Mason
Kata Rhe & Rebel Yell
Willie Nelson
Dolly Parton
Dwight Yoakam
Jamey Johnson
Joe Nichols
Etc...Etc...

ROCK-N-INDIE
David Gray
Pete Yorn
Cary Brothers
Joshua Radin
Coldplay
Sean McConnell
The Killers
Blue Merle
Keane
Aqualung
Matchbox 20
Norah Jones
Tori Amos
Kid Rock
Garden State Soundtrack
The Last Kiss Soundtrack
Etc...Etc...

AND

Movies:

I'm pretty much in love with Al Pacino. I love the gritty nature of his early films and the intensity in which he portrays the characters. He's brilliant.

I also love James Dean. There was an eery realness to his acting. Raw talent beyond his good looks and iconic image.

But I equally enjoy silly, raunchy comedies like Knocked Up, Talladega Nights, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Juno, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents......etc.

and Garden State and the Chevy Chase Vacation Movies will always be at the top of my list!

Television:

Forensic Files
Body of Evidence
Murder By the Book
Nancy Grace
Larry King
Intervention
Project Runway
America's Next Top Model
The Girls Next Door
Chelsea Lately
Scrubs
The Office
Seinfeld

Books:


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My Blog

i’ve had a revelation!

it's no secret that i have a bad back. i've whined about it on here many times.  and honestly, i don't like to complain. i've been in numerous car accidents, one very severe, and taken some bad ...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:58:00 PST

im turning green!

sortof. i've been giving much thought to this whole "Go Green" phenomenom, as my prior blog suggested. i still feel a great deal of it is exaggerated, unpractical, and more of a marketing and sales t...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:37:00 PST

Caspers not the only friendly ghost

So, it’s that time of year again when I ponder the pros & cons of trying self-tanner versus embracing my blinding white complexion. I used to be guilty of going to the "tanner" a couple mon...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Single? Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

(excerpt from Michelle McKinney Hammond’s book "Sassy, Single & Satisfied".)Timing is Everything That would include a time to be single and a time to be married. Every smart woman knows that...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST

Tips from The Bad Girls Guide

Casual love is...         & nbsp;         & nbsp;         & nbsp;&nb...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:48:00 PST

Tips to save your life!

As y'all know, I am fascinated (if that's the correct adjective to use) with crime stories. Here's a collection of some very useful tips to protect yourself:  1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow i...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:29:00 PST

Lets play Oprahs Favorite Things

Friends often ask me where I got certain clothes, what kind of lotion I use for my extremely sensitive skin, where I got my home decor, etc...etc..... That got me thinking about Oprah's yearly episode...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:23:00 PST

a carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and howthings were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make itand wanted to give up.  She was tired of fighting and...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

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Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

Husbands for Sale!

 A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: Yo...
Posted by Lisa ~ Jane on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:15:00 PST