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harleymomma

now where is my CABANA BOY? I need a.....

About Me

I am a funny, original, and unique individual. I am a MOM to my two beauties, a boy and a girl! Now people who have known me previously would wonder who procreated with that CRAZY BITCH? Well, another crazy BITCH! He's a marine. Go figure! I have been taught mine and my children's name, rank, serial number, and how to off a guy with one finger. What power! Love tattoos, un-shy people, and naughty pirates! Savvy?. Get naked and LOVE one another!
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My Interests

A ride on a Harley on a hot summer night.

What Classic Movie Are You?
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How to make a Harleymomma
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
5 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
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Christmas Elf Name

My Christmas Elf Name is

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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Northeast
The Midland
Philadelphia
The South
North Central
The West
Boston
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiznow...who WOULD NOT BELIEVE that I am from Wisconsin from reading this quiz? LOL

I'd like to meet:

anyone who enjoys being a smartass, and isn't afraid to just BE FUNNY! Jeez...lighten up, life is short.

Music:

all kinds....not picky...just can't handle too much "no teeth, tailgate down, yee-hahing"! Even I have limits!
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

Any type is okay, but I do have this thing for PIRATES! I mean what girl DOESN'T dream of JACK SPARROW!?

Television:

Don't have a lot of time to watch it...but I do catch VH1 reality, and Survivor, and Amazing Race. did I mention I have kids...I need to see other people suffer too! haha! I am ADDICTED to Rescue Me, too! I have now been watching Studio 60, and Heroes, along with my ER. I am expanding my horizons! ooo...well at least it's not the rest of me expanding! HAHA!

Books:

mostly children's books right now! BUT...I do like reading the latest books on the bestsellers lists, mostly fiction...I need to get away from my reality every now and again!

Heroes:

my kids, who always prove to me that I don't have to be perfect...I have done the greatest thing...had them!

My Blog

ho ho ho

okay...who wants a present from Bijou Twinkle-Toes?(personal delivery, of  COURSE!  LOL)  I have to put in the good word to Santa...so I'll sit on your lap, and then you tell me what yo...
Posted by harleymomma on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

irony

define irony....According to the latest quizzes,  I am "La Femme Chainsaw", I strip to "Closer" by NIN, and to cap that shit off....I am Easy Rider for what movie defines me.  this says one ...
Posted by harleymomma on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

okay so now what?

Well, people it's official!  I'm BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGING!  whew..that felt good.  AND I was just informed: ***Your Wrestler Name Is...*** La Femme Chainsaw that's right, bitches....La Femm...
Posted by harleymomma on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:59:00 PST