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The Incredible Allan

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Filpino-man.

About Me

Hmm. I'm smarter than your average bear. I like sleep. I like to play with my Wii (snicker snicker). I'm like a dog, I'm loyal. I'm like a male lion, I'm lazy. I'm Filipino. I think puppies look delicous...and cute. Uh...what else? Hmm... I'm a former student at Cal State Fullerton, double majored in Advertising and Radio/T.V./Film. I'm into immature childish humor. I'm here to help you, help me, help you, help me. Oh and I like Christopher Walken.Goodbye old'school peverted, blunt, offensive Allan. Hello censored Allan.I think I'm pretty much Christina's b*tch.Rock on.Your results:
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My Interests

Seeking Enlightment, Movies, Verbal Sparring, and Loitering. Also any funny people...got to love those funny people, you know like the ones in the back of the bus that talk to themselves and smell like piss...sort of like my friend Nick Roy, that crazy bastard.

I'd like to meet:

Christina Tarraborelli...well wait no. I retract that one. Just kidding...I want to meet cool, chill, relaxing people. No more drama from you or your mama.I like people that can listen to music I like and sing along (badly). Oh the good old days. I like people that notice the difference between Coffee Bean (better) than Starbucks (eh...)I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THIS PERSON! IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON THE IDENTITY OF THIS PERSON PLEASE MESSAGE MYSELF OR HENRY ON MY TOP FRIEND'S LIST WITH INFORMATION. THERE IS A REWARD FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF THIS MAN**By reward I mean I'll say thank you.Oh and these guys...

Music:

Anything I can 1. Relax to 2. Groove to 3. Rap to 4. Sip champagne to 5. Converse about politics and other social issues to 6. Wig out to 7. Lift heavy things to 8. Make out with girls to 9. Read to 10.Laugh to

Movies:

Allan's Top 10'sASIAN/FOREIGN 101. Infernal Affairs (USA Version being made as THE DEPARTED)2. Ashes of Time3. In The Mood for Love4. Family Game5. The Killer6. Time and Tide7. Suicide Circle8. Chun King Express9. Battle Royale10.God of CookeryART FILMS U.S.A.1. Clerks2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind3. Life Aquatic4. Rushmore5. Deadman6. Rules of Attraction7. Brokeback Mountain8. Miller's Crossing9. A Clockwork Orange10.Garden StateMY COLLECTION 101. Mallrats2. Spiderman 23. Batman Begins4. Old School5. Braveheart6. Benny and Joon7. Forest Gump8. Love Letter (Japanese Film)9. Half Baked10.HeroTOTALLY RANDOM YET FUN 101. Zoolander2. 40 Year Old Virgin3. Wedding Crashers4. Shaolin Soccer5. South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut6. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby7. A Chinese Oddysee: Pandora's Box8. Shaun of the Dead9. Dodgeball10.Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

Television:

The Top 10 (some have been taken off the air) 1. Nip/Tuck 2. The Shield 3. Arrested Development 4. The Simpsons 5. South Park 6. The Daily Show 7. Family Guy 8. Robot Chicken 9. Always Sunny In Philadelphia 10.Futurama

Books:

Hmm... Perks of Being a Wallflower (Thank you Christina), Her Lovely Bones, Charolette's Web, Animal Farm, Lord of the Rings, Tip O'neal's Auto biography, comic books(it's literature), Jurassic Park, Eaters of the Dead, Beowulf, Canterbury Tales....

Heroes:

Hmm...this a question that's being proposed to a former collector of graphic literature (comics)? There are so many possibilities, which one should I pick? In all honesty, in our reality, I admire very FEW individuals. The people I do admire are ones that had a dream and went out and did it. I admire those that can stand on their own two feet look at the world in the eye and say, HA.So let's see...Kevin Smith, Wong Kar Wai, John Woo, and Tupac Amaru Shakur. Oh, and I can't forget about Mr. Kobe Bean Bryant!.. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

Indiana Jones

...I came in with really low expectations. I have to admit I was surprised that it was fun for the first act and a half, but seriously it fell apart. The only interesting thing was I kept on running...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:22:00 PST

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL

I've finally gotten some time to see it...it's about damn time. I am speechless...this film s brilliant. When I got dumped...I cried like that. Sure it seems sarcastic, but everything there... wo...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

Hollywood Diatribe

Am I really going to give a harsh criticism on the industry that I have wanted to be a part of since I was but a wee lad? I don't know yet...all I know is that I've had a harsh little moment of refle...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

The sound of silence

I’m really tired... I’ve sobered up, and wow. I’m not that young kid I used to be. Why the hell am I listening to this Italian song? I don’t even speak Italian... I wonder ...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:13:00 PST

Things never really go as planned...

It’s late, I’m tired, but at the same time I have a deep sense of zen surrounding me. This last month my life has changed drastically. I know I should have learnt it by now, but life wil...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:56:00 PST

Do you care about our movie viewing experience?

Please sign the following petition. Sony is really set out to try to force their medium as a standard. Sure Blu-Ray might look enticing, but did you know it was more expensive? Who do you think is goi...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:13:00 PST

This picture makes me sad.

Even after death, this man's dog refuses to leave his side. This is a picture that just knocked me off my feet. I love dogs so much.
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Bout damn time...

So that Fortune teller was telling the truth... I just got to finish this damn script... damn it. I got to rework the third act, damn you third act. DAMN YOU!
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:21:00 PST

Random Thoughts

Wow... so random thought numero uno, why are people utter morons when driving?  Why is it that when you choose to venture into the fastest lane, a random oxyMORON gets in your lane and slows down...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST

Field of Dreams

I still can't believe how emotional I get when watching the last fifteen to twenty minutes of "Field of Dreams." I don't get emotional because Costner is a fellow Titan Alumni (he went to Fullerton f...
Posted by The Incredible Allan on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:28:00 PST