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About Me

It's like we are living like KINGS....it's because we are KINGS! -Vegas 5well i'm not fat, i'm cuddly. i play guitar, but i don't play. i do the drums too, but i just make noise. i sometimes think i'm gay. i think my dog is too....no wait i remember four years ago i saw him fucking some bitch next to the tree in front of my house. i smoke only when i drink, but i drink everyday. i try to work out, but that's not working out. girls don't find me attractive, but guys do. guys find me attractive, but i'm not gay, but only when drunk, but i drink everyday. my life is complicated. you know living at home with my parents and have them paying all the bills. i hear i can be a dick some times, but i'm small. just ask strunk. i drive a camry. total chic magnet, huh? i have friends, a few of them. i work at sears, (*used to work at sears...now cingular **too good to delete) it's a dead end. i've got a lot more adjectives to describe myself. and i think the party has just begun. i think that's why friends call me "special"......or was it the doctor? i think i'm going to run now, because i need to lose some weight. bi.

My Interests

i like night time driving. driving down a stretch on a two lane highway in the middle of the night in the desert. the moon is half, the stars are bright and you see a shooting star everytime you look up. if as though it was meant to be that way. music is playing on the radio, no words, just music. not too loud, but not too soft. enough so you can hear your thoughts. having a camel on one hand and the cheetos in the other. cheetos puffs by the way, not crunch. it's all about the puff factor. the aroma of the coffee of the day and cigs fills the air. but a cracked window for your cig seems to dilute the madness. you best buds in the car with you talking about the times you had, or the things to come. depends if you are coming or going. either way, the trip takes you to that place when all you got in front of you is a fantasy or a reality, same if you are coming or going. but wherever the ride takes you, you know you got to take the same ride back. yea i like night time driving.

I'd like to meet:

female tennis players. they're hot! just watch them play... scarf power

Music:

Movies:

i make my own movies...

Books:

entertainment weekly, a confederacy of dunces, tuesday with morrie, and flawed dogs by berkeley breathed.

Heroes:

Best Baseball moment ever..Spaghetti Western Baseball 1988 Kirk Gibson

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Puppy Bowl

i saw this great thing on animal planet today. 3 glorious hours of puppy's playing in a cage, called the "puppy bowl." funny the "light" colored retrievers did not want to play with the "black" pupp...
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Blue

so my car died tonight... i'm sad. she died at cathy's house. she just went out when i was pulling out of the street...so cathy and i had to push her back. i don't know what happed to her she ...
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

big bear

so big bear was fun...got a house the sleeps 6, but ended up with 11 people. did the sleding thing. ernest and andrew fell....i mean flew into a creek at 65mph. ernest had the worst and the best of...
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

san luis obispo

who randomly goes to san luis obispo? i tell you what though, it was dope.
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lip.......stick

i love women who wear red lipstick...you know like the glossy red with or without glitter. i just realized this....but it only goods on some people.
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dang...

you know what? i like my friends...they are good peeps.
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

winter wonderland

i like snow...too bad there's no snow in orange county. FUCK!
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

role model

i never thought i would have someone to look up to....now i do and his name is alfie aka jude law. i want to be just like him.
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

irvine sucks

that's right i said it. irvine sucks...traffic...the view...and there isn't a place to buy smokes. i had to pull off the freeway at the first gas station i saw just to buy some...WTF man!
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so...

....i'm irvine right now doing some training...it's going to be a long day. bad coffee, camel lights and lack of sleep is are getting me through so far. yep...i need a beer.
Posted by El Presidente on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST