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Le-ley

i couldnt drink enough to make this make sense,but i think im gonna give it a try

About Me

Let me see...to put it in a nut shell...im pretty much considered crazy ...literally...ask anyone, even my friends and co-workers will admit it. I was born and raised in southern california but dont wish to stay here...for too long. I live with my wonderful husband in aliso viejo (which is 20 miles off any freeway). I have 2 brothers and a sister (who is going to be 3) who live with my father. Both of my brothers are named Mike...guess my parents really liked that name. Fortunately, there is a big enough age gap between my sister and I that my parents had time to think of a more original name. I have a profound love for love, food, coffee, music, xanax,and LIQUOR...now if only i can find a way to combined all 5 i would be set. Here are a few other things about me... I have a dire need to kill all retarded people who wonder how balloons float and think that the movie, The Da Vinci Code, is only ment for "really really smart people". I love forensic psychology and watching court t.v. I love reading about serial killers. I like my sandwiches wet and my turkey bacon burnt. Im very straight. Im currently 23 but sometimes i act twee. I often over indulge, but who doesn't? I'll try anything twice (in case something went terribly wrong the first time). Im very "greedy". I love milk and rarely drink soda. Im a lush. I love kicking it with siobhan, especially at fat tuesdays and alcatraz but she has to be yelling, "Shane!! SHANE!!! Look at my tattoo, SHAAANE!" to a bartender while leaning on an old man and balancing on a bar stool. I loved playing herpaghonnasyphyillaids with manny (RIP). I miss my bibbo who never works with me anymore. I will always be there for aubrie with a wash cloth to wipe off her face. I will always be in limbo about either killing Stu or running away with him. my showers can be no shorter than 30 minutes. i am a fan of baby wipes. THEY are always right. i love all music and know most songs. i had braces. my real hair color is blonde. No, i dont wear contacts. my dog’s real name is kodiak kotebue. I am very self sufficient. I hate MLA format. and yes...diamonds are a girl’s best friend...Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests


Name: lesley
Birthdate: the eighth day of the tenth month of 1983
Birthplace: torrance
Current Location: a desk
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 140
Piercings: seven
Tatoos: three
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: married
Overused Phraze: you dont know anything, your just a stupid boy
FAVORITES
Food: ranch, rice, cheese, butter, salt...mix it all together...my fav
Candy: not a fan
Number: 13
Color: i see a red door and i want it painted black
Animal: dolphin
Drink: liqour
Alcohol Drink: newcalstle righ now
Bagel: something from bagel me
Letter: L
Body Part on Opposite sex: tummy
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: hate soda
McDonalds or BurgerKing: dont eat the fast food
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry for sure
Hot tea or Ice tea: as long as caffine is involved im chills
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffeeeeeee!
Kiss or Hug: beso
Dog or Cat: dog for sure... girls who like cats turn into crazy cat ladies who are lonely living by themselves hoplessly clinging to the hope of finding someone as desprite as themselves
Rap or Punk: i have respect for all music
Summer or Winter: im gonna go with summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love for sure
YOUR...
Bedtime: anytime i want
Most Missed Memory: ok...after a rave in a spa...in a car...only few know about this one
Best phyiscal feature: my tig ol bitties
First Thought Waking Up: foooood
Goal for this year: finish school
Best Friends: sean, stu and of course aubs
Weakness: im mother fucking perfect....everyone else is weak
Fears: not being able to kill stu and get away with it
Heritage: white trash
Longest relationship: something like three years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: every night
Ever Smoked: for 6 years
Pot: a few years
Ever been Drunk: all the time
Ever been beaten up: hell no
Ever beaten someone up: yeah she was a cunt
Ever Shoplifted: for sure
Ever Skinny Dipped: who hasent
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: ive been to a rave
Been Dumped Lately: nope never
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: just gotta be intense
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: short (long is faggy)
Height: taller than me
Style: as long as he knows what looks good
Looks or Personality: personality...but i dont talk to ugly people
Hot or Cute neither
Drugs and Alcohol: a little of both please
Muscular or Really Skinny: a little from column A and a little from column B
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none...just learning experience
What country do you want to Visit: anywhere in europe...
How do you want to Die: trying to kill stu
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah...i was looking at 1800 dollar puppies
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Get along with your Parents: hell no...im hoping i was adopted
Health Freak: hell no
Do you think your Attractive: in all ways
Believe in Yourself: definately
Want to go to College: going to one
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: more than most
Shower Daily: at least three times a day
Been in Love: right now
Do you Sing: in a wreched way
Want to get Married: done and done
Do you want Children: noooooooooooo
Have your future kids names planned out: noooooooooooo
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: gone and gone
Hate anyone: many im sure

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I'd like to meet:

whoever, im not very picky. disclaimer: i am not looking for a guy so if you only want to talk to me because you want a piece of ass dont come knocking...not on this door.

Music:

Music Video: REGULATE (by Warren G)

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In alphabetical order... 2Pac, 3 Doors Down, 311, 50 Cent, 702, Aaliyah, Aerosmith, Akon,Alanis Morisette, Alicia Keys, All Saints, Apollo 440, Aguagen, Arrested Development, Asia, Axel Konrad, B-52's, The Bangles, Bare Jr., Barenaked Ladies, Baz Luhrmann, Before Dark, Blind Melon, Blink 182, Blondie, The Bloodhound Gang, Bkur, Bobby Byrd, Bon Jovi, Boys II Men, Brian McKnight, Britney Spears, BT, Bush, Cake, The Cartigans,The Carpenters, Cherry Poppin Daddys, City High, Coldplay, Collective Soul,Color Me Badd, The Contours, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Creed, Crystal Method, D12, DAVE MATTHEWS, Day One, Diana Ross, Dido, Dire Straits, DJ Mystic, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Eagle Eye Cherry, Eiffel 65, Elton John, Eminem, En Vouge, Eric Clapton, Eve 6, Everclear, Fastball, Fatboy Slim, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, The Four Tops, The Fugees, Garbage, Ginuwine, Glen Frey, The Go Go's, Goo Goo Dolls, Greenday, Guns N' Roses, Hanson, Harvey Danger, The heights, Huey "Piano" Smith and The Clowns, Ice Cube, Imajin, Incubus, The Jackson 5, Janet Jackson, Jay-Z, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Paige, Jewel, Jimi Hendrix, Joe, Joey McIntyre, The Johnston Brothers, Hon Secada, Justin Timberlake, K-Ci and JoJo, Kid Rock, Klint, Korn, Kosmonova, Kristen Barry, LeAnn Rimes, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lit, Los Lobos, Ludacris, Maceo and The Macks, Madonna, Mandy Moore, Marc Anthony, Marcy Playground, Martha Reeves and The Vandellas, The Marvelettes, Mary Wells, Men At Work, Men Without Hats, Metallica, Mirwais, Monica, Montell Jordan, Nelson, New Radicals, Nirvana, No Doubt,Notorious B.I.G., Oasis, Overseer, P.M. Dawn, Papa Roach, Paula Cole, Placebo, Poe, Poison, POT USA, Queen, R. Kelly, R.E.M, Radiohead, Red HotChili Peppers, Right Said Fred, Robbie Williams, The ROlling Stones, Savage Garden, Save Ferris, Seal, semisonic, Sheryl Crowe, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins, Smokey Robinson, Spice Girls, Steps, Stone Temple Piolets, Stranglers, Sugar Ray, System OF A Down, Tears For Fears, Third Eye Blind, TLC, Tom Petty And the Heartbreakers, Tonic, Train, U2, Van Halen, Vertical Horizon, The Verve Pipe, The Vereve, The Wallflowers, Wang Chung, Warren G, Weezer, White Zombie Whitney Huston and of course MANY MANY MORE....those are the only ones that I can think of...i am known to many as a human judbox!

Movies:

why is this not working

Television:

forensic files, trace evidence, spin city, the practice...i dunno i dont watch that much tv

Books:

Thats a hard one but probably Jazz by Toni Morrison...its pretty kick ass.....and I have to tami hoag....if you like murder you gotta read one of her books....a thin dark line is my fav so far

Heroes:

The only love this fat ugly boy is ever gonna see! Only my bestest girlfriend in the whole world My KWISSY KWISSY KWISSY QUIN-TON and me...one of my last days at the "S" Chris-to-bel and me fucked up at mi casa Yes, we were dorks even back then Older brother and younger sister

My Blog

moving to coto de caza??

it is my last month in aliso viejo....next month im moving to a 5 bedroom place in coto de caza (ie dove canyon, but it is the same difference)  I myself am not exactly thrilled about the move bu...
Posted by Le-ley on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

this one is for stu

I tell myself that I was doin' all rightThere's nothin' left to do tonightBut go crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh Can't you see what you do to me baby,You make me crazy, you...
Posted by Le-ley on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

Gauntlet

Funny how when you wake up you think about shit you havent thought about in ages.  Today for example, the first thought on my mind was of Gauntlet.  Those who know me really well will know o...
Posted by Le-ley on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

rock in a hard place

Soooo....im in a rock and a hard place, so to speak.   Right now I am in the position where I might have to sell my car and get a shittier (if thats a word) one.  I might also have to m...
Posted by Le-ley on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

we love you manny!

During these past few days I have been listening to this song a lot, relating it to my life.   A part of me wants to believe that a belated friend would like it too.  I love you manny a...
Posted by Le-ley on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:10:00 PST

fuck this shit

as far as im concerned ..MOST people will lie...MOST people will cheat...and MOST people will hurt others...what is the old saying? keep your friends close and your enemies closer...what if MOST of th...
Posted by Le-ley on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 08:15:00 PST

This is one of my favorites

Oh well , oh well, so here we stand. But we stand for nothing. My heart calls to me in my sleep, but i cant turn to it. Cause im all locked up in this dark place; and i do not know. (im as good as dea...
Posted by Le-ley on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

Halloween

So Halloween just passed.  For the most part its a cute holiday...really is...little tykes dress up as little ghouls, gobblins, witches and cliche superheros getting free candy and looking a-fuck...
Posted by Le-ley on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:42:00 PST