Royal Ambassador

I love walks on in my bathtub. Hanging out with my friends Bert and Ernie (who aren't gay by the way just really, really friendly........too friendly) Firelog dinners, watching commercials and infomercials of Dr. Wayne Dyer with his Ultimate Burrito sell. I love when the moon sets into the sun sets into the moon and then sets into my bottle of wine. Business cards that are so filled with information that you wanna make out with it. The cool breeze of Zima being sprayd at me by a monkey. Speaking of monkeys......