The Engines of Armageddon

'Soon to be flattening a town near you, this thrash power groove four piece take the balls-to-the-wall groove-crank of the hard rock underground and churn in a gallon of technical thrash riffery to create a homebrew that'll be clinging to your beard for years to come. Formed in 2005 by the brothers Bill and Marty Fisher, they saw numerous line-up changes before being joined by longtime childhood friend and metal comrade Si Graham on the bass. 'Man Mountain' Marty Fisher, widely known as one of the best shredders in the midlands took on rhythm and lead guitars, leaving Bill Fisher faced with the mighty task of lead vocals and drums. During the recording of their debut album Keane Beamish stepped in on rhythm guitar and rolling duties to thicken the crunch power of the engines' distinct yet undefinable stoner/doom/thrash/rock/groove/metal sound. Take heed listeners for you have been forewarned:
GET OUT OF THE WAY - THE ENGINES COMETH!'
TESTIMONIALS
"Undoubtedly the grand fathers of dude metal.... god these guys are dudes"
-Dude Magazine
"We are proud to announce the Engines as Grand Riff Masters 2007"
- Your Riff Monthly
"Takes me back to the days when killin' and good tunes went hand in hand"
- Guns and Ammo Magazine
"Damn you Engines!!!"
- Tony Blair
"There were people running.... screaming...... blood everywhere, I was being trampled underfoot, it was like 'nam all over again, then i just realised i had my eyes closed whilst lying in bed with the engines on my stereo"
- Brian Dargo, Purple Hearts Monthly
"These guys beards are pretty hot, Si is my favourite"
- Hot For Beards Fanzine
"One by one they were dropping like flies, Buster Higson, Bob 'Beer Gut Kachowski, even 'Tower of power' Tom Thomsensen, the big guys just couldn't take it. The Engines went on to take the championship with ease."
- Poison Whiskey Fest Review, Tennesee 2001
"Possibly the best band with a singing drummer I've ever heard"
- Peter Gabriel
"Something has to be done, too many truths are being leaked to the public through this rock band, "The Engines Of Armageddon". If only we could track them down I wouldn't have to hand over my badge at the end of the month"
- Robert Byron, CIA
"At the end of the day, the pace on these men is just phenomenal, strong game plan throughout and expert execution, I think we'll be seeing more of them this season."
- Alan Hansen
"It took 30 men to get those goddamn banners off the council house."
- Mayor of Nottingham
"I've heard if you play the Engines songs backwards, they still sound way better than our songs... god I hate these guys."
- The drummer from U2
The Engines of Armageddon - Shock and Awe - Junktion 7 Notts

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