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America's #1 Sweetheart

We will, we will cock you (if you're a guy) !!!!

About Me

We only fight girls.
We're afraid of success and urinal cakes.
We have all dated your mom. And dad.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/6/2004
Band Website: fagballs.com
Band Members: Kip - [vocals/guitar]
FagBalls - [guitar/vocals]
Pee Pee - [Bass]
Tankboy - [Drums]
Tom - [Keys/guitar/vox]

Influences: Weezer
Cheaptrick
Fig Dish
Ashtray Babyhead
Wheatus
Naked Raygun
Poster Children
Redd Kross
Urge Overkill
Triplefastaction
Damone
Woolworthy
Wax
Muchacha
Seam
The Kicks
EMF
J-pop
TBD

Sounds Like: crap
Loud
melodic
poppy
noise
hungarian techno
TBD
Wax
The Meices
Weezer
Seaweed
Cheaptrick

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Love Was All Around.......

Thanks to everyone who attended Liars Club.Thanks to G.A.Y.R.E.E. (for sitting in and rocking it on a song)Thanks to Muchacha for bringing it and The Bomb Squad DJ's (Once again) for shaking...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:44:00 PST

Thank You Mutiny......

Wow.What a fun show it was this past Saturday.Thanks to The Mutiny, The Bomb Squad Dj's, Venom Lords and Gina for setting up the show, plus Floor Model who braved the blizzards all weekend and Farewel...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

Candyland.....

Hello Kiddies,Lot's o' treats in the land of men and guitars.Have TWO FREEEEEEE SHOWS coming up in Feb. (In honor of black history month of course). The first is a doozey. At THE MUTINY with The Venom...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:33:00 PST

Ice Ice Baby......

Thanks to everyone who braved the cold Friday at Ronny's.It was sure hott inside....VERY hott indeed!Luckily enough FagBalls had his short shorts on.Pix coming soon.The Box Bruisers ROCKED.Hopefully R...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST

Happy Holidays.....

Hope everyone had a good Halloween and Thanksgiving. Christmas and the New Year is right around the corner. I assume everyone has been safe and "Good". We have some shows coming up.Some recording comi...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST

December 7th, 2007 Ronnys Bar.

Our next show is at one of our favorite places to drink, catch rock and meet strange men who know how to solve pi !!!! It's a Friday show and just in time for the Holidays. What perfect way to wish so...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:10:00 PST

Thank You. Milk at Midnight and Evil Queens.

Thanks to everyone who came out to Quenchers Saturday.Nearly two years since we graced Shitcago with our, "rock music".milk at midnight and The Evil Queens were the perfect guest and Quencherswas a gr...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST

November 3, 2007 QUENCHERS

FREE SHOW21+ 9PMQUENCHERS CHICAGO, IL.Western and Fullerton Ave.Milk at Midnight.The Evil QueensAmerica's Number One Sweetheart(We go on around ten ish)A great way to kick 'sweetheart back into action...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:01:00 PST

Whatz New ???

Updated the pictures section. Added a bunch of old and new pics. My cousin should be adding new ones soon.Also in coming days will be going through old/unreleased songs and posting on site for downloa...
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:33:00 PST

We're Back.....

Madness. Starting again.Two new members.New songs.Look for us in the fall.-Keep.xoxoxoxo.
Posted by America's #1 Sweetheart on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST