Douggie Darko (The Shockingist Man On MySpace.)

You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Me? You Want to know about me? YOU CAN'T HANDLE KNOWING ABOUT ME!
... Well, actually, you probably can. Unless you're very religious. Or stupid. Though these two things normally fall into the same category. But enough about my thoughts, you wanted to know about me and what I think, right? Well, to truly understand me, you must first understand the dictionary definition of 'log'. Which is as follows:
1. 1. A usually large section of a trunk or limb of a fallen or felled tree.
2. A long thick section of trimmed, unhewn timber.
If this does not make sense to you, don't worry, it still won't make sense no matter what. Ever. And suddenly it dawns it on you; to understand me, you must understand that you will never understand. That's right, it really is that simple!
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Anyway, I'd like you all to know, that I'm not an attention seeker. I just like sharp, pointy things. I also enjoy making things up about myself to gain the attention of others, i.e: saying that I like sharp, pointy things, when really I do not. Ha, ha! Bet you didn't see through my cunning ploy to attract your attention there, did you? And no, I'm really not making fun of Louise's profile. I am also very sarcastic. And insulting. In case you couldn't tell. You fucking idiot.
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Hair: Dark and cut short.
Clothes: Leather, belts, chains, bondage pants, collars, and tight shirts.
Powers: Elemental control
Special Features: Random tattoo(s)
Sidekick: Your best friend.
Attitude: Cool, calm, and collected. You rarely lose your composure, so when you do, it's pretty amusing.
Weapon: Nothing
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(Kerry will piss herself when she sees that...)
If my personality is starting to scare you (because, for example, you are a chav or a townie and do not understand the concept of individual thought processes) then I shall move onto something that even your feeble mind should be able to grasp.
I am Scott. I live in Tiptree. I go to Thurstable School and Sports College. I like some things and don't like some other things.
You May Be a Bit Borderline ...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...And when you're down, your whole world is crashingScary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!
If you're still struggling, stop reading now and stop tainting my profile with your eyes.
To those of you who do, or who wish to know me, you may know, or wish to know, that beneath this warm, happy exterior lies the cold and tortured soul of a young man who only got on with myspace profile because he was afraid he'd make his friends look boring. Aw, aren't I sweet? Well, maybe sometimes...
On a slightly more serious note, I am a lot darker than I seem at first. A lot of people come to me with problems and stuff, it doesn't really bother me. So what if I get stressed? No reason not to help out other people. Especially friends.
Speaking of which, can't say I have vast numbers of close friends... Byron, Olle, Sandrine... lots of like, little ones though. Anyhoo, if you really want to know about me, then why are sitting here reading this? Get and message me or something... geeze, people these days. What if I'm some sort of chronic liar?
MSN: [email protected]
.. ScottDaMoC
Yahoo: Scotty_Strife
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Most Likely to Say "I..m covered in BEES!"
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