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About Me

I am indeed a full time historian right now, but the sandal wearing non-spellers havent got me yet! I Left wickford to find my fortune, and got a good thirty miles down the A12, so if im not on Channel fours most notorious killers in three years, you'll find me residing in a cave in Devon, living entirely on sea foam and sea shanties. and maybe tattooed up like the leopard man of Skye. Failing that i'll join the accompanied library, and have one of Jefferson Hack's babies. "Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. And for once I am inclined to believe Withnail is right - we are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Will Self, Tickle me Elmo, The inventor of the lockable cash box, Cromwell, Courtney Love,

My Blog

I cant help but think

I have spent the last 3 days i the grip of nightmares everytime i close my eyes. It is exhausting. Everyone else in the house is asleep, but here i am, turning to technology for comfort. The most frig...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:47:00 GMT

Yada yada yada

'I feel so crazy. But I'v never felt so alive' This time, two years ago was possibly the darkest, saddest, most desperate time of my life. These exact weeks. days. hours.  'Beauty is terror. Wha...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:23:00 GMT

A cliché.

A cliché. rolling off the tongues of serpants, Who spit their dreams into machines Which churn.   Creations over-rated, Mincing, juicing, moulding.   Forward they go, While I, Small an...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:18:00 GMT

walking home, i thought...

Colchester, i find, is a nice enough place, but to me it reeks of Roman brutality. i much prefer the gentle hypocrasies of a changeling place. They left their spirit here, and whilst i am in awe of it...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:46:00 GMT

Something About England

They say immigrants steal the hubcapsOf the respected gentlemenThey say it would be wine an' rosesIf England were for Englishmen againI saw a dirty overcoatAt the foot of the pillar of the roadPropped...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:21:00 GMT

i am 30-37

i did that test your mental age thing, and it came out at around 30-37!!!! what! xXx
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:16:00 GMT

legal loopholes?

if 'free love' is a perfectly legal expression of a persons liberty in this country, then why isnt polygamy?surely the decision to enter polygamous marriage shows greater responsibility for these...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:52:00 GMT

funny stories.

The Greek painter Zeuxis laughed so much at one of his own paintings he broke a blood vessel and died. Attila the Hun is alleged to have died of a burst blood vessel when he got too excited by a virgi...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:36:00 GMT

Life's a Lottery of Crime Rates

My housemate Jonni informs me that you are 176 times more likely to get killed then to win the lottery. Not sure what that says about the lottery, life, or Britains crime rates. meh. xXx
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:06:00 GMT

Dis-solvents, poppers and pills.

Here i come again, your timeless, lifeless, stricken souldissallusionedriding on the waves of desperate ecstacy.Dying on the inside, raving from the rotten inside out. Frenzied and misunderstood, i li...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:56:00 GMT