Jebus The Cat - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the pimpest Cat on the Hill. I was abandoned by wolves and raised by a pack of Republicans. I spent my time there painted neon green, drunk and higher than a prom dress in June. Things have gotten much better for me, as I now have my very own Crack alley to lord over, and a never ending flock of pigeons to stalk.

My Interests

Heroin, Puffins, Meth, Pigeons, Peeing in Palm trees, Running up Walls, Stinky Shoes, Licking Sweat off of People, catnip and feta, neon green highlighters, and beer.

I'd like to meet:

Hot pussies, Crack Whores and Pimps. Nacho. And this Badass Kitty:

Music:

Primus, Devo, Thrill Kill Kult, Lords of Acid, Cowboy Junkies, Little Feat, Velvet Acid Christ...

Movies:

Fear and Loathing, Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Bikini Bandits, Cat People..

Television:

H. R. Puff n' Stuff

Books:

Bat Cat by Jim Edgar

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson. Jay and Silent Bob. And this awesome cat for actually taking down his prey.

My Blog

I just wanted to destry something beautiful...

So I did. A few times.
Posted by Jebus The Cat on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:19:00 PST

Jebus is Here!

Meow!
Posted by Jebus The Cat on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:36:00 PST