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About Me


My name is Bryce Edsall, I create dark/surreal/macabre digital art.
I'm fairly quiet... and I'm not very good at talking about myself on these online profiles, so if you have any questions about me that aren't already answered in the FAQ, feel free to ask (if they aren't idiotic/intrusive questions, that is).
Here's a FAQ because I'm tired of answering the same questions over and over;
How long have you been doing art for?
About four years, commercially for two.
Can you edit one of my pictures?
No.
What program do you use?
Adobe Photoshop CS2.
Why didn't you reply to my message?
I do receive quite a lot of mail so it is impossible to get back to everyone, nothing personal.
Will you do artwork for my band?
Possibly. It depends on a few different factors, send me an email and we will discuss.
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My Interests

Machinery, Haiti Vodoun, Entomology, Microbiology, antique dental/surgical equipment, serial killers, painting/drawing/art in general, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

A serial killing Siamese Twin.

Music:

Faith No More
Tool
Primus
Mr. Bungle
The Prodigy
Superjoint Ritual
Sex Pistols
The Dandy Warhols
The Stooges
Dr. Hook
ACDC
Obituary
Devildriver
White Zombie
Rob Zombie
Butthole Surfers
Alice Cooper
Alice In Chains
Smashing Pumpkins
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
Bad Brains
Amon Amarth
Jane's Addiction
Iggy Pop
Massive Attack
Aphex Twin
Altar
Exodus
David Bowie
Helloween
Judas Priest
Dir en Grey
Strapping Young Lad
Deicide
Graveworm
Carcass
Cannibal Corpse
Burzum
Opeth
Queensryche
Aborym
Siebenburgen
Chthonic
Bathory
Soilwork
Arch Enemy
Bloodbath
Kreator
Anthrax
Blood Duster
Testament
The Berzerker
Behemoth
Slayer
The Plasmatics
Genitorturers
Amen
Marilyn Manson (earlier)
Darkthrone
Mayhem
NIN (earlier)
W.A.S.P
Pantera
Down
Fear Factory
Finntroll
Hypocrisy
Tom Waits
Napalm Death
Ministry
Motley Crue
Megadeth
Kataklysm
Kalmah
Buckethead
Vader
Job For A Cowboy
Atari Teenage Riot
Alec Empire
Angelspit
Posessed
Led Zeppelin
Motorhead
Vital Remains
Placebo
Pig Destroyer
Decapitated
Poison
Rammstein
Skinlab
Black Sabbath
Cryptopsy
Death
At The Gates

Movies:

A few of my favourites... Nighmare On Elm Street
Romper Stomper
Saw
Pet Semetary
Friday The 13th
Childs Play
Aliens
Predator
Terminator 2
Night Of The Living Dead
Evil Dead 1 - 3
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Poltergeist
Braindead (aka. Dead Alive)
The Shining
The Haunting
The Amityville Horror

and so on and so forth...

Television:

I don't really watch much TV, I have always been a fan of The Simpsons though.

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

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What is the most retarded thing you've ever seen? (excluding me)
Posted by The Grotesque Engine" on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:23:00 PST

Storytime 2

CHARLES CHARLESWORTHWho died of old age at the age of seven.The aging process affects us all at different rates. Some people of fifty-three, like the esteemed author, look a mere thirty-five, with spa...
Posted by The Grotesque Engine" on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:29:00 PST

Storytime 1

GUILLAUME DE NITTISWho tried to eat himself.So depressed was Guillaume de Nittis with nature, God and the deformities bestowed upon him, that he set about eating himself into shape. He got no further ...
Posted by The Grotesque Engine" on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST