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About Me

My name is Ryan.
I'm a ghost or at least that's how I feel.
I'm probably the most laid back/passive guy you'll never meet.
Some say I have the patience of a saint.
It takes alot to piss me off.
Most of the time I'm just laughing when someone tries.
I have no politcal or philosophical views to share with anyone here on this website,
so please don't try to get into it with me.
I have the attention span of a puppy on speed. I procrastinate and I'm lazy.
I have a really morbid sense of humor.
My favorite color is red and/or white.
I have an obsession with kittens.(love em!)
I HATE emo/scene kids, they make me throw up.
(die indigestion!)
Internet/telephone tough guys make me laugh.
So talk all the shit you want while I catch my breath from laughing at you so hard.
I try to keep busy with photoshop and my music.
I play bass in Wretched Asylum.
In my spare time I dweeb out and I play World of Warcraft.
(Whudda you gonna do bout it?)
What you see is what you get.
If you would like to know more, send me a message.
I'm always up for a little Q&A!
My deviantArt site.
This is The Family.
Fuck your heroes. We ate them.
Wretched Asylum - Godless at The Station

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Jabberwocky
Lewis Carroll
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird,
and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

My Interests

Im interested in alot of things, like interesting stuff that piques my interest.

I'd like to meet:

no one.

I eat emo/scene kids!!

Music:

I like a wide variety of music. I dont have to list everything.

Movies:

Horror, Zombie Movies, Thrillers, Comedies

Books:

no prefrences

Heroes:

Lord Baron Barry Jerry JonBon Von Bonesworth Esquire The First

[Warwick Vampyre]

My Blog

FAQ

yes. its really me. ...
Posted by [the fool] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST

just publicity!

Clicky Clicky. well now, as some of you may already know, this website had already slammed ellen because of her "catholic/communist" schpiel and how horrible she spells. (because of her myspace...
Posted by [the fool] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

April 1, 2007 9:44pm

i feel anxious lately. an anxiety for the summer time. eager for the exlpoitation of alcohol and barbequed farm flesh. beaches and star fish hunting. shows with the band and new tunes coming to us. my...
Posted by [the fool] on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

200 survey...IN NY!!

i'm in new york filling this out....weird i know. anyway, here goes:200: Name: they call him...Ryan?199: I was born on - August 18th 1983198. I was raised in - the ghetto196. My eye color is - yellowi...
Posted by [the fool] on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST

blah blah blah

theres a break in the cloudswe all expect a burst of lightbut then blood pours downand spills into the oceanswashing up on to the shoresthe ground now a deep red hue a quiet panicsimmering down to a d...
Posted by [the fool] on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

the survey blog

1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?it's best when it's actually happening. doesnt matter the time2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?The side where there's a big hole.3. Pork, Beef...
Posted by [the fool] on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST

O M GEEE!!!

(originally posted on my deviantArt journal) Maybe it's just me but I'm noticing alot of shit work in Macabre/Horror section. Now I could be a total asshole and submit the links for most of the shit i...
Posted by [the fool] on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

[insert witty title here]

had an awesome weekend with ellen. which i felt was much needed, considering we had almost no time with eachother the whole month of december. anyway, had a good time at the party. thats that. been ha...
Posted by [the fool] on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

fan art!

so lately ive been receiving art/drawings from friends/patients from the asylum. how lovely, i do enjoy their artwork. its very flattering. i would like to see more from anyone interested in taking th...
Posted by [the fool] on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

yikes!

its been quite some time since ive been on here. as mentioned before i rarely have time to check my mail as often as i used to. although, it is nice to come on here and see all the fun messages a...
Posted by [the fool] on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST