[THE FLORI]

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Ry: go to work and make money to buy cheese you whore!
Me + Monty = <3
Ryan Mix is my best friend. Period.
What few friends I have mean the world to me
I believe in Vigilante Justice.
I get along w/ men more than women. Men- I'm not hitting on you, I just think you're cool.
Scott Weiland is my favorite singer of all time!
Music, music, music
I fucking hate cigarettes & I'm happy NH has outlawed indoor smoking
I'm from Boston and talk like it
I don't assume anything anymore. Or about anyone anymore.
Animal welfare means more to me than the vast majority of human life
My jokes are cheesier than Kraft (see?)
Your money doesn't impress me
I collect genuine WWII German historical pieces (that doesn't make me a Nazi or a racist)
I make an awesome friend, despite what people may think of me.
I don't want children... I want to travel
I'm shy, not anti-social.
Me & Ryan have the best convos ever... see below
Ryan: time to make like a banana and get the fuck out of here
Me: none of MY bananas swear
Ryan: mine doo
Ryan: *squint*
Ryan: fail strikes again
Ryan: Ole!
Ryan: *spanish music*
Ryan: Morning
Me: i'm lolcat'ing :-D its loltastic
Ryan: O_o
Me: haha! exactly
Ryan: you went from spanish to lolcat talk....this isnt splolnglish
Me: YES IT IS
Me: WTF is wrong with us??
Ryan: what ISN'T wrong with us?
Ryan: we're demented
Ryan: adonde esto va!
Me: AQUI!
Ryan: gracias!
Me: no problemo
Me: HOLY SHIT we just had a convo in spanish
Ryan: EL LAWL!
Me: lol!!!!!!!
Ry: and she was like "ryan, do you think im hot?" and i look dead in her eye and went "..naaah" and got up and walked away. she goes "you dont like me cos im not a skinny hot chick!" and i was like "no i dont like you because youre desperate when youre drunk and i dont have sympathy for you"
Me: taco bell tastes like hot trash the 2nd time around. yuuuck
Ry: mmmm
Me: lol no way!
Ry: i love taco bell, both ways :-)
Me: its funny b/c i took some Pepto like, 20 min ago... so not only was my vomit hot, spicey and disgusting... it also had a shade of pink to it :-D
Ry: thats hot. lets keep talking more about your vomit cos thats awesome
Ry: mmmm your tears taste like watermelon kool aid
Me: i gotta go now.... monty says if i dont give him anal atleast twice tonite, he's literally gonna rip me a new asshole :-..
Ry: well you better do what he says
Ry: hes bigger than you
Me: he's a man. i am a woman. i am inferior from birth :'(
Ry: youre a fucken meat vessel for his offspring!!! bow down and show respect boitch!
Me: maybe if i listen to some strong feminist singers like ani difranco, i will chop off all my hair all dyke-like but let my other bodily hair grow, and gain the courage to be WOMAN and ROAR from the deepest depths of my vagina
Me: *sings* WE SHALL OVER-COOOMEEE
Me: WE SHALL OVER COMMMEEE
Me: WE SHALL OVER COOOME SOOOMDAAAAYY
Ry: hes telling ya to say all of this, huh?
Me: nope he's in the potty
Ry: oh. then that was pretty funny
Ry: i think that was the funniest youve ever been
Me: i gotta brush-up on my spanish. we're goin to southern Texas & mexico in the fall
Ryan: texico!? mexas!? texmicoas?! whats wrong with me?
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9/19/05
-For winning 3 games in a row-
9/5/05
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