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ShellEy

Dickweed

About Me

My name has hell in it s-HELL-ey. My not so well followed or understood quote: "It isn't masturbating if you have multiple personalities."

I am not on myspace to pick up! SO, FUCK OFF!

Don't ask me for my phone number!

Thanks to the few hundred people that have added me and don't even talk to me!! I might have to clean out my friends list. There's very few in there that I actually added myself!

To the fellow humans that are in a band, the one's that add me to their friends lists: I have dial up because that's all that is available in HELL so it may take me a while to comment on your music.

My Interests

STUFF. Popping bubble wrap. Wheelchair basketball. NO DEVOTEES!! Getting bands like blood duster to sign my prosthetic leg. Walking around in high school with a knife sticking out of my pseudo leg scaring all the year 7's.Telling children at public swimming pools that there is a shark in the pool and it just ripped my leg off. Just normal everyday stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

someone who has had sex in an anti gravity room.

Music:

The Tangent Strain!! Opeth, Psycroptic, Blood Duster, Alarum, Iced Earth, Primus, Green Jelly, Green Andy, Faith No More, Queens of the Stoneage, Kyuss, Dark Tranquility, Arch Enemy, Pantera, Tool, Black Sabbath, A Perfect Circle, At the Drive In, Sikth, Strapping Young Lad, Dream theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Sky Hooks, Daddy Cool, Necrophagist, Lamb of God, Iron Maiden, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Death, Annihilator, Alice in Chains, Time Requiem, Megadeth, Children of Bodom, Dream Evil, David Bowie, Dio, Jethro Tull, The Doors, Bloodbath, Chimaira, Trivium, Krisiun. I need to add some Ween to my collection. this will do for now

Movies:

Labrynth, Donnie Darko (both edits even though I'm used to Original), Dogma, Drop Dead Fred, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Time Bandits, Willow, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Being John Malkovich, Requiem For a Dream, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed and Confused, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Snatch, L4yer Cake, Lucky Number Sleven, Running Scared, Existenz, The Wall, The Doors, Battle Royale, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Apocalypto, SLC Punk (forever I have been trying to find a copy of it)

Television:

The Young One's, Absolutely Fabulous, Ren and Stimpy, Real Stories, South Park, Pizza, Bro' Town, Drawn Together, Happy Tree Friends, Spicks n Specs, Family Guy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I miss Samurai Pizza Cats & Agro's Cartoon Connection!! oh and Captain Planet!

Heroes:

anyone that has had sex in an anti gravity room.

My Blog

Sibling Bonding

I thought I would put this in here for keepsake because It isn't often I get to bond with my kid brother. Shelley: Hey friend, did you get the letter I left for you? Rude Finger Boy said no when ...
Posted by ShellEy on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

Damn that bitch that cursed me

My car broke down on my way home from work on Tuesday night. I think some bitch I spoke to on the phone at work cursed me. She hung up on me and then rang back and accused me of hanging up on he...
Posted by ShellEy on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST