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Ask Green Andy

Do you have all the answers? Well I do!

About Me

Welcome to ASK GREEN ANDY, your number one spot on MySpace for asking all your most embarrassing, life-threatening, humiliating questions. Do you have a problem? Girlfriend getting on your nerves? Horrible rash on your genitals? Don't know what toppings to put on your ice cream sundae? Green Andy is here for you.
THE RULES:
To ask Green Andy your burning question, just leave him a comment, and he'll respond within 24 hours with a Green Andy Answer, hand-crafted just for you. Green Andy may not be held responsible for any failed relationships, flaming car wrecks or hideous dismemberments that result from heeding his advice. Good luck!
1st Note: If you have a question or problem that you're uncomfortable sharing with all of MySpace, please message it to me, and I will respond to you privately.
2nd Note: my non-advice-dispensing MySpace address is http://www.myspace.com/greenandy . Go there too.
And while you're at it, go buy some Green Andy albums as well. Believe me, they really enhance the question-asking experience.

My Interests

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Member Since: 11/1/2005
Band Website: greenandy.com
Band Members: Ask Green Andy is home to anyone with a problem: anyone with parents that just don't understand, anyone with a hideous burning rash on their genitals, anyone about to enter a trivia-off and who doesn't feel up to the challenge. Do YOU have a question? You could be right at home, here at Ask Green Andy.
Influences: Ask Miss Manners. But not that bitch Dear Prudence.
Sounds Like: I sound just like Green Andy, except instead of making music I'm listening to your problems (or reading them, at any rate) and telling you why it's not as bad as it seems.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Yet More Classic Private Ask Green Andy

Dear Andy, I am at a point in my life where I am very confused. I am at the point where I feel very mean and horrible, like a monster, without emotions or feelings. But that's really an over exaggerat...
Posted by Ask Green Andy on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:20:00 PST

More Classic Private Ask Green Andy

Andy, my boyfriend told me I'm bad at communicating and I don't open up! He says I need to work on it. But I dont even know how to work on it! Why am I retarded?! -[NAME WITHHELD] Dear [NAME WITHH...
Posted by Ask Green Andy on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Classic Private Ask Green Andy

Dear Green Andy, I am writing to you in the desperate hope of some useful advice. I have a friend of 4 years who i care about very much and only as a friend. Everything up untill about 3 months ago ...
Posted by Ask Green Andy on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST