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Green Andy

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About Me



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Type of Andy: Green
Age: 31
Location: New York City
Artist?: Yep.
What Kind of Art: Music
InstrumentsYou Play: None
Prediction for the Future: More robots.
Beer: Root
Favorite Artist: Chuck Berry
Anything Else toSay at the Moment: No.

"I dare you to listen to this." - Dead Angel Magazine

"The CD itself? Listen to it andbe prepared to confront music without boundaries, with few rules and hardly any certitude." - Dogmatik On-Line Music Guideand Magazine

"Interesting at its best, and annoying at its worst. At least Green Andy does his own thing." -Neo-Zine

"Put Green Andy in your ears, and your life will start falling apart faster than you can say Spongiform Encephalopathy." - Legends Magazine

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/27/2004
Band Website: greenandy.com
Band Members: It's just Green Andy; he does it all.

Different Man

Influences: The Everly Brothers, Isaac Asimov, Jackson Pollock
Sounds Like: Never let a musician answer this. They're all full of shit. Just listen and decide for yourself.

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My Blog

Toys R Us is fucking grim.

I think my first major disillusionment in life was Toys R Us. That was absolutely the first commercial jingle I memorized on television ("I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid, there's a million ...
Posted by Green Andy on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

Less Photos

From now on, instead of taking new photos, I'm just going to draw all over the old ones. Including ones I didn't take. So for starters, here's a photo that my friend Kat took of her feet: Done. One ph...
Posted by Green Andy on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:11:00 PST

Green Andy fills in.

For those of you that don't know, Stewart is a very good pop punk band from Brooklyn, and they're playing this coming Wednesday at Lit Lounge on 2nd Avenue. I'm not just telling you all this to m...
Posted by Green Andy on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:55:00 PST

Potato Pancake Recipe

Ingredients1/4 c. milk2 eggs3 c. raw diced potatoes1 sm. onion, quartered3 tbsp. flour1 tsp. salt1/4 tsp. baking powder Pour all ingredients in blender. Run on medium speed for 10 seconds. Pour on...
Posted by Green Andy on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

Forgetfulness

If you're dying to purchase Green Andy MP3s, but you hate me personally and can't stand the thought of me benefitting from each sale, then the timing is perfect, because I've forgotten the password to...
Posted by Green Andy on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:50:00 PST

The Drifters, and Ike and Tina Turner

I got two new CDs today. That's not exactly big news, since I do that quite a bit, but these two discs are particularly good, so I figure I ought to tell you about them both, since word of mouth is st...
Posted by Green Andy on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

Strand Band Spectacular - The Aftermath

Well, the Strand Band Spectacular was last night, and it really was spectacular. Seven bands played, and not to sound like a hippie, but every single one of them was wonderful. Angry Lemon, Stewart,...
Posted by Green Andy on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:41:00 PST

May 19 at the Trash Bar

Has it not been made abundantly clear to you that I'm playing LIVE eight days from today? Did you see the flyer on my MySpace page? The listing on the "gigs" page of GreenAndy.com? The skywriting that...
Posted by Green Andy on Mon, 12 May 2008 04:27:00 PST

Completely Awesome New Website

Do you know how many emails I’ve received in the last three months, asking me when I’m going to update my website? Well, I don’t know either, because I delete them as soon as I get t...
Posted by Green Andy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

Valentine’s Day Suggestions

Dear Potential Green Andy Valentines,   I'll make this easy on you: you don't have to get me anything this Valentine's Day. Your love is gift enough, and I do treasure it. However, if you absol...
Posted by Green Andy on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST