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..☻15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman
..☻1.A beer doesn't get jelous when you grab another beer.
☻2.When you go to a bar you know you can allways pick a beer.
☻3.A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
☻4.You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
☻5.If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.
☻6.Hangovers go away.
☻7.When you're finished whit a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
☻8.You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
☻9.A beer always goes down easy.
☻10.You can share a beer whit you friends.
☻11.A beer is allways wet. ☻12.You always know you're the first one to top a beer.
☻13.A frigid beer is a good beer.
☻14.You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
☻15.You can enjoy a beer all month long.