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I like free beer when we play shows. Buy me one and I'll pretend to do a request. I play guitar. I sing. I make up lyrics that either get laughs or cold piercing stares. I will mc your event that you haven't planned and try and make it look like a Telemundo outake. I don't speak spanish. I think its cool that some pornstars speak greek. I play halo2. My gamer tag is likme. It does not stand for like me. I think I am a video game addict. If your going to tell people that you have a cup in and that its ok to kick you in the nuts you better really have a cup in. I think coffee is a religion. I think tea is cool because you can get up from your desk at three o'clock. I have a +3 ring of invisibility,a vorpal sword, and a paladin's shield for my ninja character that was created from the players handbook suplement in dragon magazine number 20. I can spin pillows, blow spit bubbles, gleek, and moonwalk.