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Captain Insano

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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http://www.friendster.com/profiles/yentingchenMillionaire playboy by day, masked avenger by night.At work I've been pissed on, spit on, vomited on, and had feces thrown at me (I ducked), but I keep coming back for more.I have 2 sisters, Irene and Ilene who look nothing like me.I also floss daily.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Yenting Chen
Birthday: 10/15/78
Birthplace: Taiwan
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Black as the night itself
Hair Color: Black as the night itself
Height: 5'7"...5'8" on a good day
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Taiwanese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blood-soaked clogs
Your Weakness: Loose women
Your Fears: Fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Magic Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sobriety
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use instant messanger
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh Sh*t
Your Best Physical Feature: My huge guns
Your Bedtime: Anytime I can
Your Most Missed Memory: "How did I get here last night??"
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, both are Evil
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatevers
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: F*ck No
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Trying to cut back
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already did that
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Butt Bongos
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes in one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Auto-erotic asphyxiation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Transformer... more than meets the eye
What country would you most like to Visit: Cuba
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatevers
Favourite Hair Color: Whatevers
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Whatevers
Weight: No fatties
Best Clothing Style: Hoochie
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't need them: I am high on life!
Number of CDs I own: I've upgraded to an IPod!
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: absolutely nothing
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My Interests

History, Snowboarding, Altered Mental Status, Getting Huge, Neutropenic Fever, Large People who Startle Easily, Saving Lives, Kickin' It & Chillin' like a Villain, Small Dogs who make their Owners look Gay, Supraclavicular Central Lines, Sobriety, Beautiful Girls who like to say things like "I'm such a dork", Chemical and Physical Restraints, Reaching Nirvana, Malpractice Settlement Restrictions, Asian People who act like White People, The Future of Oil, Shooting things with my Shotgun, The Denver Broncos, Racially Ambiguous People, Chimpanzees but not Those Super-Intellegent Types with Guns and Nets for Catching Humans, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling, Taking Care of Really Really Really Drunk Patients.
| ..."The ER thoracotomy is a dramatic and heroic intervention... It is the rare patient who will survive this intervention"... Roberts: Clinical Procedures in Emergency Medicine, 4th ed.

I'd like to meet:

My destiny in the form of a giant gold vault filled to the brim with money (both coins and paper currency) and fitted with a diving board.I also want to meet a leprechaun.

My Minions
I have dangerously unstable friends.

can of corn

Dr. Zira

Mr. T

Hansel

Black Guy from Walker Texas Ranger

Macho Man

Optimus

Heywood Jablome

Bob Saget

Mayonnaise!!! : )

Jesus of Nazareth

Fat Hamster

Patrick Swayze

Isaac Newton

Chinese Food

GRIMACE

Bruce

the can

HE-MAN

Koolaid Man

Steve Urkel

Vladimir Putin

Borsch

The Red Power Ranger

View All of My Friends

Music:

Almost anything but especially: Lyrics Born, Blackalicious, Asheru, Jurassic 5, Pharcyde, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Murs, Kings of Leon, Maroons, Deltron 3030

Movies:

City of God, Conan the Barbarian, Gattaca, Red Dawn, Goonies, Chungking Express, Pulp Fiction, The Thin Red Line, Hard Boiled, The Shawshank Redemption, LOTR, O Brother Where Are Thou, Open Range, Old School, Animal House, Super Troopers

Television:

History Channel stuff, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, ER, the Boondocks, Ghost in the Shell, Iron Chef, Scrubs
..."I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes"...Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Books:

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, South (by Ernest Shackleton), LOTR, Rosen's Emergency Medicine: Concepts and Clinical Practice, Gates of Fire, The Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, A Confederacy of Dunces
..."Who watches the Watchmen?"... The WatchmenTake the quiz:
What crazy ass poet are you? (pics)

Lord Byron
You're a freak that is too rich and attractive for their own good. You made babies and abondoned them to have sex orgies. You are irresponsible and uncouth. You also may be a sexist, racist...anything to justify your superiority complex; good thing you did not live long.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Heroes:

Face, Hannible, Mad-Dog Murdock, B.A. Barraca, Ice-T, Ice-Cube, Vanilla-Ice, King Leonidas of Sparta, Carl Winslow, Mr. Belvedere, Scott Hamilton, Aqua-Man, Ghandi, MLK, God, The Beastmaster, Falcor, Jared from Subway, Data/Short-Round, Frank the Tank, Kumar (but not Harold), and..of course... Optimus Prime.

My Blog

Penis captivus

This came from my friend Cyrus's blog...Penis captivus is a urban legend describing an event that allegedly happens in rare instances during heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina cla...
Posted by Captain Insano on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:34:00 PST

The proper use of cock rings

This is why I love working in the ER. Just a couple tips on how to avoid spending a weekend night in the ER with 2 interns holding your cock and balls, surrounded by 4 firemen applying a "Jaw of Life...
Posted by Captain Insano on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:57:00 PST

Ketchup is the King of Condiments

Ketchup's role in fast foods such as french fries and hot dogs is well established...but now I believe that it is truly the universal condiment.  Over the last several weeks I have attempted to f...
Posted by Captain Insano on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:16:00 PST

my daily routine

Woke up today, ate, went to sleep
Posted by Captain Insano on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:03:00 PST