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Hansel

Hey bra, pull up, roll up!

About Me

What's sup homeboys and homegirls. Name's Hansel. I'm a professional male model. You might have seen me in a lot of magezines. I get around.

My Interests

Breakdancing
Bungee jumping
Cliff diving
Rock climbing
Skating on my scooter
Any thing extreme really
Trippin on acid
Drinking mushroom tea
You know, the normal stuff

I'd like to meet:

Paul Newman. Just to ask him, "Dude, how do you keep your skin so tight?" And also, "You could've had any babe in the world" Why Joanne Woodward?" Or, "Hey, I dig the salad dressing, but what's up with the popcorn?"

Kate Moss. Tiny, but boy can she take a punch!

Penelope Cruz. Homegirl gets her groove on with everybody! I love it!

Music:

The wind and the rain. Or anything by Dokken.

Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

Movies:

The Zapruder Film. That's all I'm gonna say because I don't want to ruin it for anybody who hasn't seen it yet.

Keanu Reeves. Every movie he does is like a freakin' clinic for other actors. Are you listening Oscar?

Television:

Cartoon Network
Discovery Channel
E!
The History Channel

Books:

Where the Wild Things Are. Man, those pictures still give me nightmares! Especially when I'm on mescaline.

Heroes:

Billy Zane - Billy's cool
David Bowie - The fashion God
Maury Ballstein - The guy that gets you into fashion
Sting - The voice of fashion

My Blog

Rule on being my friend.

I love all of my friends and I would love you to be my friend. But I am getting an annoying amount of chain letters and event invites. If you become my friend I have to ask you not to do either of the...
Posted by Hansel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My story can make millions.

I was born Leonard Mortimer Weitzman in Beverly Hills, California. My father was O.J.'s first lawyer! When I was young, I went to the most exclusive private schools where I became friends with the son...
Posted by Hansel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't understand

Come on people. Why do I always here "Can I be your grettle?" I mean I have hair, feet, arms and toes. What is a grettle? Do I even have one? Why don't you ask to be something that's I've heard of?
Posted by Hansel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST