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the jeff

I’m sailing to Antarctica; along the way I’m killing everyone who doesn’t believe in science.

About Me

I like to draw and make up new dance moves to confound my enemies. You can't save anyone's life in the abstract. Thus, I'm considering a carreer change.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 95% The Flash 85% Green Lantern 80% Superman 65% Robin 60% Hulk 50% Iron Man 45% Supergirl 43% Wonder Woman 43% Batman 40% Catwoman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
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My Interests

: Reading : flying kites : using the force to my advantage : tall buildings : central park : drawing : people watching : ghosts : elfs : painting : taking photos : science : astronomy : NASA related projects : going on trips : walking : especially in October and fall in general : watching sappy romantic comedy movies on tv with my grandma : writing : Roller Derby : riding my bicycle : graveyards : dancing : taking care of my rose : cooking : eating : sleeping :

I'd like to meet:

I've met many great people thus far in my life and I enjoy keeping them close to my heart, thus I'd like to continue meeting people that have it together. im: tronblue82

Music:

: eightfourseven : far : circa survive : at the drive-in : ladytron : my merry malady : fugazi : refused : miles davis : thursday : u2 : sparta : surefire : the american analog set : bjork : last amanda : moments in grace : the cardigans : depeche mode : pearl jam : thrice : death for cab cutie : the get up kids : cursive : armor for sleep : muse : pocket for corduroy : sigur ros : dead poetic : tabula rasa : minus the bear : the cure : postal service : engine down : the clash : pat benatar : minor threat : the mars volta :

Movies:

: star wars : 80's teen flicks : amelie : edward scissorhands : garden state : ghost world : sixteen candles : nightmare before christmas : the city of lost children : mermaids : the princess bride : girl interupted : rosencranz and guildenstern are dead : say anything : explorers : big fish : some kind of wonderful : heathers : the lost boys : one fine day : this boy's life : a river runs through it : finding neverland : you, me and everyone we know : someone like you : to kill a mockingbird : the karate kid : back to the future 1-3 : wargames : better off dead : racing with the moon : dead poets society : the war of the bottons : benny and joone : quicksilver : ordinary people : outsiders : LOTR : a woman is a woman : Stand by me : sleepy hollow : teen wolf : rushmore :

Television:

: comedy central : kids in the hall : family ties : will and grace : how i met your mother : the hogan family : 21 jumpstreet : numb3rs : jack and bobby : superman : the simpsons : the daily show : two guys and a girl (the most underrated show ever shame on you people for never watching it while it lasted) : dharma and greg : monarch of the glen : roseanne : tech tv : the food channel : MacGyver : scrubs : some cartoons :

Books:

: I'm an English major so I read all the time. Some of my personal favs: to kill a mockingbird : a seperate peace : the catcher in the rye : The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe : the little prince : any thing by tolkein : edgar allen poe : edward gorey : and walt whitman :

Heroes:

: han solo : alex p. keaton : gregory peck : paul newman : my french bro peter : johnny depp : freakin berg : micheal j. fox :also the pilot for protecting me : my sister will cut you.

My Blog

Please donate to Race for the Cure

Komen Sacramento Race for the Cure® I could just pull out the 5 dollar guilt trip like I always do but listen here is the point. You either want to help or don't you're entitled to that. The choice is...
Posted by I automaton on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST

process vs. reason

After a dry year of not really painting any big size oils, I finally got started on an 18x24 trade commision for the biv.session 1- graphite sketch on canvas the model is from german vogue.session 2- ...
Posted by I automaton on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

bikes chase cars

I was cut-off very badly today at an intersection whilst riding my bicycle. This lady with crack burns on her lips turns right at the light as i just received the right of way. As I proceed into the c...
Posted by I automaton on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

anyone for an art print, yes this is an advert

anyone interested in a giclee(french for:expensive art print) of my last good oil painting circa november 2005: I'm seriously considering doing a run of these prints, yet since it is a serious finan...
Posted by I automaton on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

finally The ocean in November

So finally I am able to post this as I have some free time to waste on posting a blog.  Everyone seems to have that place where memories created so strongly and often that during reflection, the...
Posted by I automaton on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

the final score

seventeen straight hours of writing + one candy bar, cup of yogurt. half a sodapop, a full jamba juice, three water bottles, a handfull of cashews and two mandarin oranges + 2hours of sleep = no not d...
Posted by I automaton on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST

Talking with the hearing impared and how Sarah let a college cop give me a ticket

At school today the most perplexing incident occurred.  A Deaf student that I work with occasionally came into the Reading Center today to work as per usual every Wednesday. Since the semester is...
Posted by I automaton on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

"what are you some kinda bike gang"

Said the under paid tuff guy at bicycle bobs.  What follows are some photos from our ride in downtown sac last sunday. The ride started off with kyle, sean, jar and I riding in from th...
Posted by I automaton on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

The ghost at the foot of the stairs

In a victorian farm house over 150 years old pre-gold rush to be exact, in a rural country not very far from here at all, there lived a nice family that decided to go on vacation.  In an effort t...
Posted by I automaton on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

Me and Dave Chappell, we go way back

I just got out of the SF MOMA building with Liz and the next block up she decides to have a tea at Peets Coffie house on the corner.  We go inside and all of a sudden I hear Dave and see h...
Posted by I automaton on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST