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I'm about to give birth to morbid obesity. My stomach won't stop growing, but the rest of my body is staying thin. I would make an excellent SciFi Channel Original Program.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music:

eightfourseven - Chump - Will Haven - Poetix - The Abominable Iron Sloth - Red Tape - Death Valley High - Far - My Merry Malady - Deftones - Tinfed - Engine Down - Barkmarket - Less Than Jake - Beastie Boys - The Revolution Smile - Placebo - The (International) Noise Conspiracy - Jawbox - Silverchair - Failure - The Who - Fugazi - Thursday - The Clash - A Tribe Called Quest - Onelinedrawing - Peter Gabriel - theSTART - At The Drive-In - Recover - Refused - Thrice - Pharcyde - Bad Religion - The Beatles - Pao -

Movies:

- Garden State - Howard The Duck - Fight Club - High Fidelity -

Television:

MythBusters teaches me everything I need to know.

Books:

I just finished A Million Little Pieces; I think I'm going to stop smoking crack.

Heroes:

(Now accepting applications)

My Blog

The Real Blog

So, I've decided to try and start writing my own blog. You can check it out at:http://thecowtongue.blogspot.com/Thanks for reading!...
Posted by JAR on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

How Ive wasted my weekends. How bout you?

..> Inspired by my friend Brian, I want to start keeping a list of bands I've seen play. There have been a lot of them and since I'm at work and can only put down bands I remember and do not have...
Posted by JAR on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:38:00 PST

Beardlema

My beard makes me look not 14 and hides my neck fat.My beard is itchy and hot.I'm in a beard dilema."Should I shave or Let it Go" - sing like Joe Strummer.
Posted by JAR on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

I wish I was a knife

Straight, pointed and sharp. But forks...-In the road-In me, I'm done By this time next year I think I may believe I'm a fork. I'm going crazy. P.S. I want to come into a large sum of money and retire...
Posted by JAR on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST

FreeTones in the Park

Last night the Deftones playied in the park for free. Enjoy! Stef setting up his gear a few hours before the show: The Show: Stef said that Mike's bike needed to be fixed:...
Posted by JAR on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:22:00 PST

The 2000's: A Fashion Photo Montage

Here's my observation; so far in the first 6 years of this new century I've noticed that we have become extremely uninspired and uncreative as a societal whole. It scares me (i'll get to why at the en...
Posted by JAR on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:28:00 PST

Dawnization

Seriously, I kick ass. If you don't think so, you need to re-evaluate some things. Deal with it...
Posted by JAR on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:28:00 PST

HELP!

Dear Friends and Family,I recently accepted the challenge to raise funds to support the Komen Sacramento Race for the Cure on May 13, 2006 in the fight against breast cancer. One in seven women will b...
Posted by JAR on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST

Epiphanies come at red lights

Do I fill unfulfilled because I've never really had any opportunities to seize? Or (and which I believe to be the truth) are there opportunities all around me and I am unable to see anything that need...
Posted by JAR on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

I have a disease, it's called music

On the way to work today I was listening to the stereo like usual and I began to think about how much music has played a roll in my life. I started to think about particular albums, bands and/or...
Posted by JAR on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:41:00 PST