Jen, traveling, moto, foreign beer, domestic beer, gold beer, green beer, bitter beer, smooth beer, beer beer, hot summer days, sun tans, sun burns, completing projects, magazines made with that fancy shiny paper that smells nice, meeting interesting people, laughing with friends, poker, live comedy, people watching, music, heavy music, fast music, new music, old music, your music?, intelligent people, hilarious people, genuinely nice people, people who shatter stereotypes, people who keep stereotypes alive and moving, tall women carrying heavy things, hot chicks with douchebags (big up to Joey Porsche, Fish Slap, Oompa Prompa and The Sterodouchtonic Twins)...
I'd like to meet:
Surprise me. Enlighten me. Entertain me. Prove me wrong. Prove me right. Who do I know that lives in Livermore, California?
I would like to meet more new PLACES. I've visited more countries than States.
Countries I've visited:
-Austria
-Belgium
-Canada
-Cook Islands
-England
-France
-Germany
-Italy
-Mexico
-Netherlands
-Switzerland
States I've visited:
-California
-Hawaii
-Maryland
-Nevada
-Oregon
-Texas
-Washington
Recommend to me some new places.
I want to meet all those way cool myspace celebrity girls who think they're somebody that matters because 20,000 sweaty, lonely, pale kids are jerking off to the titty pictures on their profile. It must be odd to base your self esteem on how many hormone-enraged guys add you on myspace. A tremendous accomplishment, I'm sure your grandparents must be proud when they ask you at Thanksgiving dinner how your career is going and you get to explain to them that you're only 7,000 friends away from where Tila Tequila's profile was at this time last year.I never want to meet anybody from Jersey. What is it about that place that makes guys complete fucking douches? The douchebaggery combined with the worlds most awful accent are enough for me to never want to involve myself with anyone from that wretched plot of land. I'd be fine never making another new friend. Not saying I don't want new friends, because I've made a lot of GREAT new friends this year and making new friends is a great thing... I'm just saying that I currently have the greatest group of friends imaginable and would be perfectly fine never making another new friend ever again. Ideally, any new friends I make will be fun, honest, spontaneous, well versed in the art of 50 racing, not flakes and down to just have a good time and not worry about impressing people or being the center of attention.... just be yourself.
I just want to kiss him on his round little head:
Hands down, the cutest bitch in the world:
Music:
Deftones , Will Haven, Far, Team Sleep, The Cool Kids, Every Time I Die, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Circa Survive, The Mars Volta, The Revolution Smile, Eightfourseven, Red Tape, Dio, Chromeo, The End, Mister Metaphor, The Abominable Iron Sloth, The Indomitable Iron Sloth, The Bronx, The Chariot, The Clash, Crowbar, Quitter, Last Amanda, Anti-Flag, Death Valley High, At the Drive-In, Give up the Ghost, Hella!, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Glassjaw, Dead Prez, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Mastodon, Incubus, Pulse Ultra, Radiohead, Snot, Sparta, The Used, Refused, Suicidal Tendencies, Muse, Norma Jean, Lamb of God, Beloved, Outkast, Dredg, This Is Hell, The Sex Pistols, These Arms Are Snakes, AFI, Blood Brothers, The Dead Kennedys, Failure, Quicksand, HORSE, The Band, Pennywise, The Misfits, Rage Against the Machine, Meshuggah, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Pantera, Soulfly, Minus the Bear, Head Automatica, Death From Above 1979, Jane's Addiction, White Zombie, Queens of the Stone Age.
Movies:
Any and ALL live Deftones shows, Se7en, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, Full Metal Jacket, Trainspotting, Napoleon Dynamite, A Clockwork Orange, Memento, Bad Santa, Saving Silverman, Monsters Inc., Anger Management, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, As Good as it Gets, Meet the Parents, Coming to America, The Green Mile, Liar Liar, Interview with the Vampire, Pulp Fiction, Vanilla Sky, Billy Madison, Blazing Saddles, Traffic, American Beauty, Big, Mr. Deeds, Silence of the Lambs, Cable Guy, Catch Me If You Can, Castaway, Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, there are a lot...
Television:
Supercross, Motocross, Entourage, 3 Sheets, Da Ali G Show, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kings games
Books:
I don't like books. Books are filled with facts. I'm more of an opinion man.
I enjoy a good biography, but I prefer the paperback books that come out monthly and are available at supermarkets.
I tried reading the bible a few months back. All I really begot out of it was that a lot of people were begotten before I was begot. It reminded me of all the mythology shit I have studied. I think the reason I wasn't captivated by it was interferance by the master because he/she was pissed that I bought the bible at the same time I bought a milk crate a badminton set and a bunch of halloween candy. The master just didn't think I was going to take it seriously.
Heroes:
She paints... she shooots... she's got an extra mouth to feed:
Steven Colbert.
Obbie
-Bradley Alexander Ward-
Every person who gets to paid to write for those medication commercials. Sometimes it seems like it may be best to live with heart burn, allergies or genital herpes. "Side effects may include dry mouth, fatigue, frequent headaches, sweaty palms, diarrhea, dandruff, crotch rot, shortening of male genitals and birth defects in pregnant women. Birth defects may include pre-mature birth, low birth weight and head of golden retreiver." I'm in the wrong business...
also...
Lotto winners; people who steal from thieves; anyone who has ever beat up a scalper outside of a concert; anybody who is in a successful band and isn't a cocky asshole; whoever invented Pop Rocks; the person who told Mike Tyson that getting a big ass tattoo on his face would not creepy; unoriginal assholes who get the same fucking tattoos that 10,000 other people have already done. if you have a tribal tattoo or a dragon on your body, I probably hate you. Do something original you fucking sheep; Jack Nicholson; people in bands that are cool enough to wear mascara (because we all know how fucking dope and original that is); fat people who sit on couches for 6 years shitting on themselves and eventually become half fat person, half couch; people who slam crowd surfers onto their heads; whoever invented jell-o; Al Gore (for inventing the internet); seed-spreading, absentee franchisers; guys that go to the mall to stare at girls as they pass by (thanks for making it easier for everyone else to not look shitty); douchy guys with streetbikes; cheaters who blame their boyfriend/girlfriend when they get busted cheating; cheaters who cheat, then shit talk about others who cheat; those who deny cheating because they've never been busted cheating; I guess cheaters in general are entertaining to me, hence the reason I think the show 'Cheaters' is so fantastic; girls who strip to pay their way through college then never finish college.
