Someday, I'd like to be a tiny cog in the wheel of a gigantic soul-dead internet groupthink, pulsating from a collective subconscious desire to further separate oneself from the vital connection of bittersweet humanity, vulnerability and tactile, face to face openminded dialogue by instead favoring pointless, ham-fisted shouting into an untamed and uncapped pipe of experimental ignorance which fosters only shamefully self-righteous and disturbingly bloated run-on sentences.
I'd like to go back in time and meet my mom when she was pregnant with me, then drug her and perform an abortion on her in the hopes that my lil brother wouldnt turn out to be a fag from all the beatings he endured over the years! I know I know what your thinking..."How could he say/do that"?! Well, I'm just being a good older brother looking out for his younger brother...You'd do the same!! We ALL know by now that shaking your fist at God isnt going to turn him straight. Get Organized and lets find that Time Machine.
The opposite of auditory cancer (ie. 10th generation mallxcore) If you ask me if i have heard the new ANYTHING on the radio...there is a good chance your dog will end up "missing".
Cost more money than they are worth!
BOOSH - BOOSH - BOOSH! Neat Sounds, Right!?
A - B The Adventures of Augie March Saul BellowAll the King's Men Robert Penn WarrenAmerican Pastoral Philip RothAn American Tragedy Theodore DreiserAnimal Farm George OrwellAppointment in Samarra John O'HaraAre You There God? It's Me, Margaret Judy BlumeThe Assistant Bernard MalamudAt Swim-Two-Birds Flann O'BrienAtonement Ian McEwanBeloved Toni MorrisonThe Berlin Stories Christopher IsherwoodThe Big Sleep Raymond ChandlerThe Blind Assassin Margaret AtwoodBlood Meridian Cormac McCarthyBrideshead Revisited Evelyn WaughThe Bridge of San Luis Rey Thornton WilderC - D Call It Sleep Henry RothCatch-22 Joseph HellerThe Catcher in the Rye J.D. SalingerA Clockwork Orange Anthony BurgessThe Confessions of Nat Turner William StyronThe Corrections Jonathan FranzenThe Crying of Lot 49 Thomas PynchonA Dance to the Music of Time Anthony PowellThe Day of the Locust Nathanael WestDeath Comes for the Archbishop Willa CatherA Death in the Family James AgeeThe Death of the Heart Elizabeth BowenDeliverance James DickeyDog Soldiers Robert StoneF - G Falconer John CheeverThe French Lieutenant's Woman John FowlesThe Golden Notebook Doris LessingGo Tell it on the Mountain James BaldwinGone With the Wind Margaret MitchellThe Grapes of Wrath John SteinbeckGravity's Rainbow Thomas PynchonThe Great Gatsby F. Scott FitzgeraldH - I A Handful of Dust Evelyn WaughThe Heart Is A Lonely Hunter Carson McCullersThe Heart of the Matter Graham GreeneHerzog Saul BellowHousekeeping Marilynne RobinsonA House for Mr. Biswas V.S. NaipaulI, Claudius Robert GravesInfinite Jest David Foster WallaceInvisible Man Ralph EllisonL - N Light in August William FaulknerThe Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe C.S. LewisLolita Vladimir NabokovLord of the Flies William GoldingThe Lord of the Rings J.R.R. TolkienLoving Henry GreenLucky Jim Kingsley AmisThe Man Who Loved Children Christina SteadMidnight's Children Salman RushdieMoney Martin AmisThe Moviegoer Walker PercyMrs. Dalloway Virginia WoolfNaked Lunch William BurroughsNative Son Richard WrightNeuromancer William GibsonNever Let Me Go Kazuo Ishiguro1984 George OrwellO - R On the Road Jack KerouackOne Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Ken KeseyThe Painted Bird Jerzy KosinskiPale Fire Vladimir NabokovA Passage to India E.M. ForsterPlay It As It Lays Joan DidionPortnoy's Complaint Philip RothPossession A.S. ByattThe Power and the Glory Graham GreeneThe Prime of Miss Jean Brodie Muriel Spark Read the Original ReviewRabbit, Run John UpdikeRagtime E.L. DoctorowThe Recognitions William GaddisRed Harvest Dashiell HammettRevolutionary Road Richard YatesS - T The Sheltering Sky Paul BowlesSlaughterhouse-Five Kurt VonnegutSnow Crash Neal StephensonThe Sot-Weed Factor John BarthThe Sound and the Fury William FaulknerThe Sportswriter Richard FordThe Spy Who Came in From the Cold John le CarreThe Sun Also Rises Ernest HemingwayTheir Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale HurstonThings Fall Apart Chinua AchebeTo Kill a Mockingbird Harper LeeTo the Lighthouse Virginia WoolfTropic of Cancer Henry MillerU - W Ubik Philip K. DickUnder the Net Iris MurdochUnder the Volcano Malcolm LowryWatchmen Alan Moore & Dave GibbonsWhite Noise Don DeLilloWhite Teeth Zadie SmithWide Sargasso Sea Jean Rhys I'M A LIAR!
Whoever came up with the W.W.J.D bracelets! Come On, "When Will Jesus Die"!? Fuckin Ballsy!!