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Impatient Motherf***er

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About Me

I hate time and I hate money.
I'M A RESTLESS SORT OF GIRL. I HAVE MYSELF A TRANSIENT NATURE.
I'm a dreamer, but I'm also extremely cynical. I am impulsive, but I also procrastinate like no man's business. I AM A WALKING CONTRADICTION.
"that's not to say I don't have good times,.............................but as for my days, I spend them waiting....."
I WANT TO BE A JACK OF ALL TRADES
I am the little engine that could..........
"I will get a degree. I will get a degree. I will get a degree."
I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.
Filter Magazine:
" Like this whole world for this, the Pepsi generation, is so filled with salable images and pre-packaged ideas and vetted sound-bytes and the complete saturation of talking heads, misleading commercials, videos, movies, billboards, game shows, talk shows, marketing, made-for-TV war----and they just want to hear one true voice saying something human and honest among the endless noise and static. "
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My Interests

SELF AWARENESS. It's depressingly uncommon.
GENEROSITY.
Figuring people out. ACCEPTANCE.
Boldness. Throwing caution to the wind. Living for the moment but not too wrecklessly.
The perpetual pursuit of contentment.
Grand gestures and random acts of kindness.
ART HISTORY and all the weird behind the scenes stories and symbolism that accompany it.
Having lots of random knowledge in your head.
Talking/Discussing 'till your blue in the face. haha But knowing when to shut up.
DOCUMENTATION.
Being impressionable and being true to yourself,...........simultaneously.
Being pleasantly surprised by yourself and other people.
Being creative and dreaming up ideas in your head that you can't wait to put down on paper.
Walking home.
Fire escapes.
All of the crevices, hidden spaces and little nooks and crannies created through the expansion and merging of buildings over time.
Walking in the rain and snow with no umbrella.
Wearing clothing not appropriate for the weather.
T-shirts and tennis shoes. Particularly shirts with clever things screen printed on them.
Being wrapped/tangled in my bed covers. SLEEP
Eating outside. Good food.............and eating in general. People,.......... people who like eating.
Free pizza with every beer at obscure dive bars.
Getting to know people and asking lots of questions.
I like asking questions.
MUSIC !! Downloading/Listening/Watching ........................and drawing/sketching, good graphic design, poster and magazine layout, books/reading, architecture and the awesome landscape of the city. Looking at everything and missing nothing. Not feeling uncomfortable in uncomfortable situations. Going into massive debt in the name of educational advancement.
Articulate/Intelligent people!
Tastefully verbose people.
Converting all my friends to myspace.
Sunday brunch and bloody mary's.
Soreness in your abdominal muscles.

I'd like to meet:

People who bring out the best in me. Inspiring people. People who don't make me feel like shit. People who have big hearts with lots of room to spare. People who understand and don't hold grudges. People who don't resent other people. People who change and grow.

Music:

I listen to everything. I have very eclectic tastes and music that I listen to ranges anywhere from Etta James and Donovan to Massive Attack or David Bowie. Some of my favorite bands include Rilo Kiley, Death Cab for Cutie, The Cranberries, The Killers, The Clash, The Smiths, All-Time Quarterback, The Postal Service and so on and so forth. I could go on and on. Ha Ha And I just realized that I will.........................The Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Portishead, The Walkmen, Depeche Mode, The Rapture, Blur, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, The Strokes, The Who, Franz Ferdinand, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, Frou Frou, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, The Pixies, Van Morrison, The Cure, Talking Heads, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Built to Spill, Rage Against the Machine, Broken Social Scene, Sparta, The Dismemberment Plan, Dramarama, Live, The Roots, NWA, Lauryn Hill, The Fugees, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, The Kinks, The Beatles, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Poe, Jurassic 5, Al Green, Janis Joplin, U2, Sam Cook, Coldplay, Interpol, The Cars, Citizens Here and Abroad, The Bravery, Electric Six, Death In Vegas, My Bloody Valentine, The Jesus and Mary Chain, John Mayer, Keane, Le Tigre, Zero 7, STP, Lou Reed, Nine Inch Nails, Aretha Franklin, Ben Folds, Morrissey, The Misfits, Led Zeppelin, The Psychedelic Furs, Dave Matthews, The Supremes, Snow Patrol, The Darkness, Counting Crows, Our Lady Peace, The Shins, The Honorary Title, Sublime, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Blondie, Pretenders, Billie Holiday, Dido, Fat Boy Slim, Mates of State, Cursive and well, I think that will suffice for now.

Movies:

No new releases to speak of. But I am looking forward to seeing Harry Potter. And if you just laughed you can go fuck yourself.

Favorite movies........................The Big Lebowski, Christmas Vacation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Lost In Translation, City of God, Almost Famous, The Goonies, Old-School, The Anchor Man, Wayne's World, Naked States, Napoleon Dynamite, The Incredibles and I wouldn't be a girl if I didn't include some sappy romantic type movies so I also love Never Been Kissed, I am Sam, and The Wedding Singer.

Television:

I wish that I didn't watch as much TV as I do. I seem to get along very well without it. But since I do have cable..............I enjoy Big Love and an occassional rerun of the various Law and Ordersssssss.

Books:

I tend to dabble in several books at a time. This might have something to do with my short attention span or I could just be an insane genius who enjoys reading so much that I can't stand to do it one book at a time. haha So currently I'm engrossed in The Windup Bird Chronicle, nearly done with Henry and June upon Anna's recommendation and I know that I will eventually finish Infinite Jest. haha And there are many many books in the queue.

Favorites: The Culture of Fear, The Nurture Assumption, Our Band Could be Your Life, Fucked Up and Photocopied : Instant Art of the Punk Rock Movement
Basically any art book.

Heroes:

Me Mother. She's amazing.

Sometimes I experience a tinge of jealousy and/or envy for friends who are more successful than myself. But their endeavors are not acts of heroism, they just played their cards differently. Life experience is relative. I need to brush up on my poker game.

All people who are constantly finding ways to better themselves. I SALUTE YOU.

And, of course........my dictionary.

My Blog

Ghetto Biscuits

Looked in my cupboard tonight. I had peanutbutter. I thought about eating a few spoonfuls for dinner.........but then realized that I always seem to have baking supplies. Flour, sugar etc. So I de...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:25:00 PST

HAIR

So I was work'in the other day and this lady came up to me and asked me if I'd like to be a hair model. She's a stylist for Bumble and Bumble! So I have an appointment tomorrow to get my hair cut fo...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST

Bikes and such

I have been extremely poor as of late. So poor, mind you, that I can no longer afford to ride the subway very often. To remedy this transportational set back I decided to see if I couldn't borrow so...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

Ohio and back again...

My time in Ohio was a well rounded trip. I saw old friends, went to the old stomping grounds. I had an (ungodly) early Christmas morning with my siblings, rang in the new year at Thursdays with Danie...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:01:00 PST

Drunky McDrunker Drunk

So I'm still at home.  Went out and had a beer at the semi-new Brubakers on Steels Corners with Jen.  Then went to Danielle's work at Winking Lizard in Independence.  Me and Jen decided...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST

Don't contact Erin after tonight.......

After tonight do not attempt to contact Erin for any social events or get togethers or drinking or movies or dinners. NOTHING! This little lady has a colossal amount of school projects that need immed...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST

Nice girls finish last.

You think you're gonna give someone a taste of their own medicine. Get 'em real good right? And then you realize that they're too shallow and oblivious to even notice and are just as self-involved an...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:12:00 PST

People watching.

A guy was walking ahead of me today. I looked up casually and saw him throw some sort of crumpled trash upward, clearly aiming for the roof of a building. He chucked this wad up into the air and it ...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:35:00 PST

Dreamin'

I dreamt last night that I had actually done it. It was two or three years into the future and I finally graduated from Pratt. I had accomplished my goal and was walking away with a bachelors in gra...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:20:00 PST

Random thoughts after a night out...........................as per usual.

1) I'm always taking notes. Never forget it. Don't any of you ever fucking forget it. 2) I can only swallow so much before my emotional gut spills open revealing all that I have tried so painstak...
Posted by Impatient Motherf***er on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST