Filmmaking, music, animation, sketch/improv comedy, puppetry, curse words, vaudeville, cereal, coffee, Halloween, satire, children's records, owls, monsters, music videos, fake mustaches, dada, parasites, inventors, Kantianism, collective nouns, film noir, Christmas, time travel, dinosaurs, non-jokes, surrealism, horror movies, new wave (music and film), fake blood, monocles, tee shirts, magic, songs about food, pseudoscience, those pools of plastic balls you can jump in.
MySpace doesn't have a place for you to list your favorite foods, but it should, so here they are: Grilled cheese, steak, avocados, oranges, mashed potatoes, tuna melts, most types of cookies, most types of muffins, bananas, cashews, fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, blueberries, grapes, bacon, chili, anything with both chocolate and peanut butter, hot pot, red beans and rice, bagels, Thanksgiving leftover sandwiches, tomato soup, clam chowder, swordfish, burritos, baby carrots.
People who only type words in my Comments section instead of pictures and graphics and videos. Please, I'm sure the thing you found online is very funny/cool, but I want to keep my profile simple and easy to look at. Those things stretch it out so that you have to use a scroller bar thing to see it all. It's just not what I'm into, 'kay? Nnnthanks.
Also Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, the Mummy, Freddy Krueger, and the ghost of Don Knotts.
Primus, Mike Patton, Bjork, Prince, Miles Davis, Devo, John Zorn, Frank Zappa, T. Rex, Raymond Scott, The Clash, The Ramones, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Talking Heads, Ween, The Cars, The Supremes, Pink Floyd, Hella, Aretha Franklin, NIN, P-Funk, James Brown, eels, The Beach Boys, Cyndi Lauper, Johnny Cash, Beck, Neko Case, The Velvet Underground, TMBG, Animal Collective, Roxy Music, Tenacious D, Beastie Boys, ABBA, Nirvana, Pixies, The Billy Nayer Show, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, XTC, Magnetic Fields, The Misfits, Roy Orbison, Boston, Dead Kennedys, all barbershop quartets, Sparks, The B-52's, Spike Jones, Dolly Parton, Phish, Queen, The Pogues, Marilyn Manson, Ennio Morricone, Elliott Goldenthal, The Residents, Department of Eagles, Ladystein, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Hausu, Dr. Strangelove, The Graduate, all Muppet movies, Charade, Double Indemnity, Wayne's World, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, The Jerk, Blue Velvet, Back to the Future, Head, Dumbo, Happiness, Ghostbusters, Sunset Blvd, Boogie Nights, Edward Scissorhands, Cabin Boy, This Is Spinal Tap, Dead Alive, Frankenstein, Groundhog Day, Mulholland Drive, The Night of the Hunter, Pinocchio, Brazil, Naked Lunch, Rosemary's Baby, UHF, Anchorman, 2001, Freddy Got Fingered, Magnolia, Beetlejuice, Rock n Roll High School, The Butcher Boy, Punch-Drunk Love, The Hudsucker Proxy, Freaks, Carnival of Souls, LA Story, Metropolis, How to Get Ahead In Advertising, Stop Making Sense.
All things Lynch, Gilliam, Kubrick, pre-2002 Coen Bros, Pixar, Wilder, Jarmusch, Solondz, Argento, Cronenberg, Tarantino, Marx Bros, Python and Anderson (both).
Cartoons by Avery, Lantz, Jones, Clampett, Hertzfeldt, Plympton, John K. and the Fleischers.
The Simpsons (seasons 1-8), Mr. Show, Strangers With Candy, The Twilight Zone, Late Night (w/ Dave or Conan), The Muppet Show, Dr. Katz, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Kids in the Hall, Futurama, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, MST3K, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Twin Peaks, Get a Life, SCTV, The Office, Tales from the Crypt, The Day Today, Brass Eye, The Bob Newhart Show, Taxi, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy (seasons 1-2), Freaks and Geeks, NewsRadio, The Dana Carvey Show, South Park, FLCL, Get Smart, The Tom Green Show, I'm Alan Partridge, Darkwing Duck, Jackass, Arrested Development
Jake Thomas's High School Yearbook, The Brothers Karamazov, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Metamorphosis, Great Apes, Matilda, James and the Giant Peach, Cruel Shoes, The Trial, Where the Wild Things Are, Slaughterhouse-5, Ghost World, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, The Curse of Lono, An Exaltation of Larks, The Watchmen, Brave New World, Huckleberry Finn, How Stuff Works, A Scanner Darkly, The Marriage of Bette and Boo, Jimmy Corrigan the Smartest Kid on Earth, My Idea of Fun, Good Omens, Gun With Occasional Music, A Confederacy of Dunces, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, the prose of Edgar Allen Poe, pretty much any biography of a comedian or rock star.
Not books but still good reading: BITEmagazine , Eleanor Roosevelt's Advice Column , Maakies , McSweeney's , 1970s MAD and National Lampoon, Peanuts, The Far Side, Dinosaur Comics , The Perry Bible Fellowship , Calvin & Hobbes.
Mom & Dad, Elizabeth Namen, Jim Henson, Andy Kaufman, David Letterman, Frank Zappa, Peter Sellers, Bugs Bunny