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Jake

Dare to eat the peach

About Me

I'm a guy who doesn't like to sit still. I want something to be working on all the time. I get antsy, I want to make something people want to talk about. Despite being your typical poor, affected, over-educated, self-indulgent actor/writer/director/producer stud about town, I'm constantly thrilled by the simple fact that I'm around, and I want to share that with people. I'm antsy. Are you antsy? Do you want to get together and share our ants? Maybe we could make something? Maybe we could lift thirty times our body mass? Imagine the possibilities!!

My Interests

Figuring out what exactly makes the concept of the vampire so intriguing. Coming up with a really good revenger's tale. Finding a way to make an action movie on-stage. Finding ways to enjoy my days of being young and pretty. Getting into shape. Becoming that actor that you really like and see everywhere and think he'd probably be a lot of fun to hang out with. Actually being fun to hang out with. Seeing my friends happy again. Entertaining you, you sassy minx.

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO:... thinks that movies and books are active experiences... can churn a good time out of a crappy situation, who can joke about even the worst of experiences... likes poetry, but not that whiny emoting poetry or that really obtuse triteness either, the bad-ass visceral poetry, Eliot, Plath, Crane, Frost, Coleridge... considers themselves a Romantic in the true sense of the word... is intrigued by decadence... would sell plasma to see Nick Cave or Tom Waits in concert... believes there is something bigger than themselves... anyone interested in being a young, dangerously silly, smarmy, charming and passionate FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. This isn't a come-on. It's a call to arms.

Music:

Well, there's the holy trinity of Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Leonard Cohen. I'm also a fan of rock chicks such as Sleater-Kinney, The Breeders, Ani Difranco, Rasputina, Tori Amos, Jennifer Charles, etc. Ummm, some other examples of frequently played people: Velvet Underground, Everclear, Firewater, Beach Boys, Gravediggaz, Jay-Z, Randy Newman, Billy Joel, Current-93, NIN, Modest Mouse, John Cage, Michael Nyman, David Tibet. So yeah. Music. Fun.

Movies:

The Royals: David Fincher, Terry Gilliam, The Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Speilberg. I've recently gone crazy for the work of Shinya Tsukamoto. Highlights from my personal stash: Die Hard, Equilibrium, The Imposters, A Life Less Ordinary, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Punch-Drunk Love, Ravenous, Say Anything, Very Bad Things. Honorable Mentions: Battle Royal, Cemetery Man, Phenomena, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption. I'm stopping now. I like movies. Guilty pleasures especially. I love art-house movies and big-budget blockbusters. Movie snobs on either side don't know what they're missing.

Television:

X-Files, The Twilight Zone, Deadwood, Sopranos, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Get Smart, Adult Swim, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, SportsNight, Pete and Pete, Twin Peaks, Looney Tunes, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Strange Luck, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Millenium

Books:

Anything by the American Romantics. Hawthorne, Melville, Poe, Whitman, Emerson, Charles Brockden Brown, Stephen Crane. Anything Vonnegut. Poets like Robert Browning, Sylvia Plath, Dorothy Parker, Walt Whitman. Some favorites: The House of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski. Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte. One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia-Marquez. Running in the Family, Michael Ondaatje. Catch-22, Joseph Heller. Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain. The Nightmare Factory, Thomas Ligotti. Cruel Shoes, Steve Martin. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Dave Eggers. The Complete Collection of Woody Allen Prose. All Calvin and Hobbes collections, Bill Waterson.

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Speilberg, Tom Hanks, Edgar Allen Poe, Charlie Kaufman, Heironymous Bosch, Cole Porter, Jon Stewart, Charles Sanders Peirce, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Rod Serling, Franklin Roosevelt, Hallie Flanagan, Bill Waterson, Berkley Breathe, Robert Browning, Jimmy Stewart, David Cronenberg, Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Peckinpah, T.S. Eliot

My Blog

Blog 104: Year End Movie Awards!

Every year my friends and I get together and do a year-end movie poll. Today I was supposed to go to Boston to see The Onion Cellar, a play conceived of by Dresden Dolls frontwoman Amanda Palmer and f...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

Blog 102: Like a Poorly Disposed Body, I Resurface.

So, it's been a while. How have you been? Did you miss me? I missed you. An update on what has happened to me of late:(1) Jenni's Visit: So my sister came to visit for five days. It was a lot of fun! ...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST

Blog 101: Like a College Course in Crazy!

OK, so I've always been a firm believer in the little things being the things that will eventually destroy you. Anyone remember that dream I had where my dad was going to kill me and when asked why he...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:40:00 PST

Blog 100: Triple Digits, FOOLS.

Hello all! Another update. For you! I DO IT ALL FOR YOU!First of all, MY 100th MYSPACE BLOG ENTRY!!! Huzzah!!!! Triple digits! And in order to celebrate, I've written a post so long and meandering no ...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:46:00 PST

Blog 99: Luftballons?

I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly!I've been gone for a while, for which I apologize. I made that whole giant blog entry about the change of content and format and then poof, I didn't write again...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

Blog 94: Because Things Happen, You Know?

It's been a week since my last entry, and honestly I can't remember what's happened. I know I did things. Can't remember. This is sad.The past couple of days have been fun, though. Friday was Newman's...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 14 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

Blog 93: Don't Dreamz It, Be It

An update of function, mostly made up of reviews. Before the reviews, the "Jake's Life" update.We had the first show of the remount of The Gospel According to Adam. It was a fever dream of a show. Eve...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

Blog 92: Skip it, it's Madness.

Here's a weird update, to fit my weird mood.Last night Dave and I hit one of our "Meuhs" and, despite promises to ourselves that something would happen, ended up staying around the house drinking beer...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

Blog 91: Quiet Down, Screams Louder!

Here it is, just because Cassandra asked for it. (Don't you feel super-special, C. Innocent??) I'm still stuck with my newest writing. I want to write something silly and fun, but nothing's coming. Ev...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:50:00 PST

Blog 90: You Can't Spell "Gangsta" Without "Angst"

So here's another update. Because I can.(By the way, I'm really proud of that subject line. Another victory in my fight to cross Gangster Rap and Emo. I'm a genius.)I did an UrbanErotika reading. I di...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST