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Garrick Dixon

"The Corporate Negro"

About Me

My whole life people have always told me I was funny. So I decided to try my hand at comedy in 1996. My first time was successful, but then the 2nd and 3rd times I bombed. I said, "fuck it" I'm going to go work for the white man. I spent the next 6 years in Corporate America working as a Technical Recruiter and Account Manager. Finally I got tired of using my 9 to 5 work voice. Black people know what I'm talking about it's the voice that we use while we are at work, but soon as we step out of the office we go back to our nigga voice :-). So I decided to go back to the stage in 2001 and talk about my experiences in Corporate America, growing up in the suburbs, not looking niggerish enough, relationship, etc. I have been fortunate to be featured on TV shows like BET Comic View, LA Live, Heroes, All Of Us, Half & Half, Hell Date, The Funny Spot, and tour across the United States. This is only the beginning people. If you want to see the NEXT BIG THING in comedy come check me out!!!!!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Comedy, money, sports

I'd like to meet:

My dead Grandfather Wesley, Diddy, Michael Jordan, Oprah, Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln, and any fan of comedy. O yeah and the person that invented porn :-)

Music:

Hip Hop, R & B, Folk, Oprah Theme Music for her show

Movies:

Do you really care!!!!

Television:

Cold Case Files, City Confidential, Sports, Miami Vice, and of course BET.

Books:

Comic Insights, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Millionaire Next Door, Success Is A Choice, How To Influence People, Step By Step To Stand Up Comedy, Pryor Convictions (It's a must for comedians)

Heroes:

God, Mom, Dad, Brother (Cedric), Michael Jordan, Richard Pryor, Martin Lawrence, and Rich People

My Blog

GARRICK DIXON IN THE NEWS!!!!

Check out an article on your favorite comedian Garrick Dixon at http://www.inexpress.org/
Posted by Garrick Dixon on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

CHECKOUT MY STAND UP ON AOL!!!!!!

If you go to google then type in "Garrick Dixon." Go to AOL Urban Comedy and check out 2min 26 sec of my act :-)
Posted by Garrick Dixon on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE COME BACK IN '07'

THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE COME BACK IN '07' 1. Womens 70's Bush. Ladies stop shaving your pubic hair. I want to bring back the days of classic porn. The same shit I use to jerk off to in my pare...
Posted by Garrick Dixon on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST