Iraq here I come!!!! |
Well I'm going to Iraq tomorrow. Apparently there's a war over there, and Uncle Sam thinks the only way to win it is my dick jokes. And dammit...he's probably right. I am nervous, an...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
Star Wars Inconsistencies... |
OK, if you're like me (and that really is not something to strive for) you spent the better part of your weekend watching the Star Wars marathon on Cinemax. I am a Star Wars Junkie like no other...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 22:00:00 GMT |
Get it together you Over the Hill 5's... |
Listen, Fuck Craigslist, Fuck Adult singles websites. Are you a woman past her prime, in your sexual peak, with no social skills, and crazy? Looking for a no strings attached hook up?...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:57:00 GMT |
Montana, you crazy red state you... |
I just did a co-headline tour with my main man, newly rapping comedian Kyle Erby (Next time you see him just give him a topic) I swear the groupies in Montana wheeeeew! You'd think th...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 20:09:00 GMT |
The Biggest Tool in the Cosmos... |
I pulled this off some chicks blog, Tell me if this guy isn't the gayest clingy most pathetic man on Earth. What are you Susan B. Anthony's son? Little help here, is there any girl that&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 20:29:00 GMT |
Feruary 20th Extavaganza! |
What a crazy night last night was, Big shoutout to my Russian crew for supporting deep. (Tanya, Lina, Marina) mad love. Also a return of the mad laugher who came back and is always appreciated at...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:25:00 GMT |
The importance of Closure |
I have a re-occuring nightmare that I am still in High School. But Dave Lease why high School why not at least college where you graduated with a 3.46 grade point average? Well my Senior y...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:42:00 GMT |
