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Dion Lack

People say I look like Kevin Bacon...

About Me

Greetings and Salutations .......My name is Roderick Dion Lacking A.K.A Roderick Dion Lacking Born and Raised in Dayton OHIO! Yippie Yi Yo Yippie Yah Yea! Some of my Ohioians ONLY know me by Roderick, If you seen me at the strip joint, Some may known me as Chocolate Skittles or even Cream of Wheat depending on what night you caught me on! (but thats a different story)...
Im here to tell you, ever since 2 grade at Edison Elementary I HATED,(I dont you heard me) I HATED that name. (I would LOL but its not funny, I really did!) As I got Older, I kept telling people my name was Dion Lacking, but NOOOOOOOOOO.... The Ohioian never wanted to let that name go! Just like Chingy & Tyrese said "Evertime I try to leave something keeps pulling me back, me back!" But as I got older, I would be creative when I applied for jobs, I told them I prefer DION.... you know... Fresh People, Clean Slate! Awesome Idea huh? Got out here to Los Angeles and I officially changed my name (well not OFFICIAL) but no one out here knows my first name.... and just for fun I dropped the "ing" on my last name! I LOVE IT OUT HERE, it is EXPENSIVE but it really helps me manage my funds, take care of my responsibilities and become a man and THE man lol.... I have been Doing STAND UP COMEDY since August 2002 and it has been FANTASTIC and a blessing! I met alot of friendly faces and famous faces I haven't met their bodies yet but.... you know its a learning process
make a fist ....and give yourself TWO FINGERS for me... Middle and Index of course LOL
EMAIL ME @ :[email protected]
AIM me @ :misterbigcw
yahoo ME @ :dionlack
kick me in :thebackof_thehead

My Interests

Success, Movies WHITE WOMEN.... this is why push play!

I'd like to meet:

my Reeeaaaaal DADDY! Mommy was a rolling stone!

Music:

Hip Hop, R & B, Gospel.... anti killer, shot em up, bang bang music!

Movies:

HEY YALL THESE ARE MY BABIES..... HERE GOES...***CRASH***, BAD BOYS, NAKED GUN(S), DROP DEAD FRED, FINDING NEMO, CHRIS ROCK BIGGER AND BLACKER, CLASS ACT, LORD OF THE RING(S), DON'T BE A MENACE, THE FACULTY, BOYS IN THE HOOD, THE TOY, HOUSE PARTY, HARLEM NIGHTS, MAFIA, DAY AFTER TOMMORROW, MENACE TO SOCIETY, CLASS OF 1999, DARKNESS FALLS, AIRPLANE, DERAILED, HOT SHOT(S), GODS MUST BE CRAZY(S), TOY STORY(S), MEET THE PARENTS, WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE, THE GRUDGE, THE TEMPTATIONS AND FROM JUSTIN TO KELLYmore funny stuff!!! SWIMMING

Television:

Martin, In Living Color, Forensic Files, Unsolved Mysteries, Batman the antimated series, Friends, Mask(which no ones remembers) Sailor Moon, Punk'd, Dave Chapelle Season 3, Eerie Indiana, Guts, Clarrisa Explains it all, Small Wonder, Eureka's Castle, Dragon Testicles, Thats My Mama, Making the Band season 2, and Family Double Dare season 4

Books:

maaaaaaaan..... I don't read, if you read my profile you would know that I didn't finish college, why would you think I would finish a BOOK!!!! Man Im GANGSTA!!!

Heroes:

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My Blog

You Know You From Dayton When.....

If you know any more post em You know you from Dayton when your elementary or Middle School played the D.A.R.E. Policemen in Basketball When niggas never drunk Mountain Dew cause t...
Posted by Dion Lack on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:38:00 PST

MAKE WORK FUN!

WARNING: WEIRD BUT SO FUN THINGS TO DO AT WORK!!!  *NEW***** it gets a little crazy! Pay for everyones dinner with pennies. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.Stan...
Posted by Dion Lack on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:10:00 PST

SEPTEMBER 11 coincidences!

SEPTEMBER 11TH FACTS THATS KINDOF CREEPY, IF YOU GET CREEPED OUT QUICK MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT READ THIS!  I GOT THIS FROM CNN.COM   CRAZY CRAZY coincidences that links life with 09/11/01! ...
Posted by Dion Lack on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST

what u will never hear watching XMEN

Xavier "You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out...Xavier: Scott, my boy, I have some good news... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Xavier: "Whoever...
Posted by Dion Lack on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:50:00 PST

An ABC story....

this is kindof fun and creative... Try to make a story using the alphabet .... of course starting with A and ending with Z.... Heres mine!   All because curiosity divides ex fictional generosity,...
Posted by Dion Lack on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:50:00 PST

Guess My Jobs?

  Late bussing plates, bowl in tubs Promoted, to busting soap suds Clean dishes in kitchen Dismissed Where you at? Over here where my skin swells Overwhelmed with greets hot eats cool treats exce...
Posted by Dion Lack on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

The OLD "ABOUT ME"

Well, they call me U.S.... H.E.R., R.A...Y.M...O.N.D. Nowtellmebabywhatyouwantdowithme?  Let me see how fast I can sum this up, (keep up!) June 21 1981 Arvelee and James met at the Silver Fox in ...
Posted by Dion Lack on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST

crazy P

P path paragraph:  Probably was a promiscuous prostitute dressed preposterously popping pupil pussy cats, packed with plastic purple pickles plus popsicles.  People picking pink peanuts, poi...
Posted by Dion Lack on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

Lonely Love or Miserable Marriage

You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.EXAMPLES:At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on...
Posted by Dion Lack on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:42:00 PST

Ghetto LOVE

A LOVE POEMGul I loveded you, Straight up fo'sho. Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo. I knowed it was true, the first day I seed you. Why you thank I do...
Posted by Dion Lack on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST