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basketball, working out, writing jokes and scripts, hanging out with close friends etc, civilized discourse and a womans fellopian tubes, its a thing of beauty, the love canal I like to call it.
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Sigmund Freud...just so i could punch the daylights out of that nutcase. Masterbation will lead to retardation and insanity...yeah...if your already retarted and insane to begin with. www.krisrubio.com
House Music Baby!www.krisrubio.com
Anything with Jim Carrey, Bill Murray or Robert De Nero as the lead actor. www.krisrubio.com
Whose Line is it Anyway(I love those corny shows)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kris Rubio
Birthday: someday in April
Birthplace: somewhere on Earth
Current Location: On my chair just wearing my boxers with holes in em
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right or left depending on what am doing
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: am filipino...flip flops for life!!!
Your Weakness: fried rice
Your Fears: spiders and the show "unsolved mysteries"(can't stand the theme song)
Your Perfect Pizza: anything without hair in it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not throw up when am too wasted
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: your having sex with who?
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCKING WORK
Your Best Physical Feature: toenails and ear hair
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: car accidents from the Philippines as a kid
Pepsi or Coke: depending on which restaurant am attending
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...Yoshinoya...go figure
Single or Group Dates: sorry am married...but i wouldn't mind watching a good orgy...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee to wake up...Cappucino for sex
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: if am drunk enough
Do you Shower Daily: umm...would you believe me if i said yes.
Have you Been in Love: with a girl or with myself? (question is not specific)
Do you want to go to College: already did..
Do you want to get Married: already am...
Do you belive in yourself: sure..
Do you get Motion Sickness: if am drunk enough...yeah sure...why not?
Do you think you are Attractive: okay looking i guess...atleast i don't look like the hunchback of notre dame
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes...give me a couple of empty beer bottles and i turn into yanni baby
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: stated above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: kind of the imitation kind from the 99 cent store
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I always eat sushi...and not in a lesbian kind of way
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes...
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does streaking naked across a church full of people count...if so...then am guilty
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: n/a
Ever been Drunk: can't remember
Ever been called a Tease: no...i usually go straight to the nasty
Ever been Beaten up: yes...damn biker gang...lesbo's on wheels
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: i don't know...but twinkies and chocolate ho-ho's are difinitely something to think about
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hopefully still heterosexual
What country would you most like to Visit: China...fucking commies
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Authors: Al Franken, John Stewart, Bill Maher, George Carlin, Jim Marrs www.krisrubio.com
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