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MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN ANIMATION
I'm outspoken and I tells it like it is.......words that would NEVER come out of my mouth. I suppose that's fine if you plan on being on another generic reality show but we already have one Howard Stern thank you very much. I'm pleasant, polite, passionate, primitive and proud. I do not have what I don't need. If you want to be different from everybody else this is the way to go. Nobody expects to have pleasant friends but I want to be the acception. Nice guys don't always finish last and I refuse to be a walking cliche'. I'm "twee" and that's how I'll always be. I'm a the poster child for shoegazers. I'm out to prove it. People are dissapointed in me cause I've put on weight :-( That doesn't stop them from using me as their human pillow :-( Death to the 80s. I listened to the 80s growing up and I was a C student. When I gave up the 80s my IQ shot up significantly. Ask my scientoligist! I'm romantic...A lover not a fighter. I am shy but easy going and easy to get along with. I like most people as long as they're HONEST with me. If you're not it makes the baby Jesus cry :-( I'm a "confirmed" bachelor. I will NOT delete you if your on my Buddy List. I have people that haven't been on in like two years but they gave me a chance so I wouldn't dream of getting rid of them. However I may not check everyone's profile off the bat cuz it takes 20 minutes just to get some of them working and sometimes it freezes my computer. Don't take advantage of me but if you do be original. None of this "were you the one asking etc..." when you leave a "comment" on my profile page. Think of something better than that. Also I'd love to hear from you. Call me. I never go out. I'm so lazy but I'd make an effort for the right person. L hope to find that person soon. It would make my day and put you at the top of me list.
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SEPERATED @ BIRTHI like picnics. I also like emailing friends. Drop me and email at: [email protected]. I perfer email to myspace since myspace is always zoning out when I click on it. Apparently I collect condoms since I've yet to use one :-( If there any volunteers that can help me out speak now or forever hold your.....self.

I'd like to meet:



I kind of like nerds as long as they don't over do it. Throw away your Pavement records and have some class. I want a salad of friends. I like those that love their families but if your from a broken home or have had a tragedy than I'll be your family. Regardless I'll make sure your taken care of and I'll do whatever I can to make your heart smile :--) EAT YOUR HEART OUT JOAN RIVERS!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

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Music:

is my radar.

When it comes to music I'm not shallow. I'm into the sweet, the twee and the mellow. I don't do the 80s or punk rock. I grew past that phase when I was about 10. I go for whatever people in my part of the CUNTry (these asshole Americans shut down all of our record stores) AREN'T listening to but will eventually like about a year later. The Velvet Underground, the Clash, the Pixies, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Annie, Razorlight, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Nu, the Scissor Sisters, the Caesars, the Dollyrotts, the Randies, the Cramps, Lush, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Tori Amos, the Cocteau Twins, Squeeze, the Housemartins, Block Party, the Talk, Kasabian, X, Ride, Suede, Pulp, James, Doves, Curve, Bis, Le Tigre/Bikini Kill, Her Space Holiday, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, the Manic Street Preachers, Belly, Catatonia, Embrace, A Band of Bees, A Band of Horses, They Shoot Horses Don't They?, Blur, the Delays, Camera Obscura, Sleep Station, Hope of the States, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Guns & Roses, the Stone Roses, Mercury Rev, Saint Etienne, Spiritualized, Belle and Sebastian, the Swirlies, the Stratford 4, the Kills, the Dils, the Stills, the Chills, the Fountains of Wayne, Ash, the Pale Saints the Chameleons, Interpol, the Strokes (unless you're from Europe or over 30 you did NOT hear them before I did) Nic Heyword, the Blasters, the Horrorpops, Damone, Heidi, Throwing Muses, Roxy Music, the ORIGINAL Genesis, the Gentle Waves, Idlewild, PiL, BRMC, the Beach Boys, the Beatles, The Boo Radleys, the Stereophonics,the Super Furry Animals, Supergrass, Elastica, the Primitives, Modest Mouse, At the Drive In, the Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, the Las, the Coral, JJ72, Placebo, Dressy Bessy, Travis, the X Rey Spex, the Sundays, the Cardigans, Peter Gabriel,Kate Bush

Cheap Trick, Ministry, AC/DC, Motorhead, the Magnetic Fields, Guided by Voices, Badly Drawn Boy, Gomez, the Hives, the Fall, Starlight Desperation, the Mighty 6-90, Iron and Wine, Elloit Smith, Joy Division, Joy Zipper, My Bloody Valentine, the Catherine Wheel, Simon and Garfunkle, Kings of Leon, Kings of Convience, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Sweet, the New York Dolls, T. Rex, Patti Smith, Apples in Stereo, Sleater Kinney, Save Ferris, Siouxue and the Banshees, the Stooges, Kenickie, Teenage Fanclub, Frou Frou, Sing Sing, Mensen, Bangs, Janis Joplin, the Datsons, ABBA, Ace of Base, Wham, Savage Garden, the Veils, Ana Waronker/that dog, Puffy Ami Yumi, Shonen Knife, the Runnaways, the Kitchens of Distinction, the Trashcan Sinatras, Gene, Slowdive, Chapterhouse, Sinead O' Connor, the Corrs, the Cranberries, Black Sabbath, the Zutons, Grandaddy, Iron and Wine, the Start, the Dead Can Dance, the Dears, the Suns, the Arcade Fire, Blue Eyed Son, the Rapture, Earlimart, Cranes, Monotaxi, Psapp, the Lovin Spoonful, Herman's Hermits, the Who, the Adored, the Replacements, Sonic Youth, Echo and the Bunnymen, Yo La Tengo, Mazzy Star, Stars, the Flaming Lips, Bettie Seveert, Betty Blowtourch, Go Betty Go,the Go!Team, OK Go, GoGoGo Airheart, the Go Gos, Sing Sing, Man Man, Gris Gris Massive Attack, Moby, Fatboy Slim, the Chemical Brothers, the Prodigy, the Lightning Seeds, Poe, Tracy Bonham, Tarnation, Cornershop, Patty Rothberg, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Static X, Temple of the Dog, Whitney Housten, Prince, the Ronettes, Laura Brannigan, Ed Harcourt, Kim Carnes, White/Rob Zombie, Adam Sandler, Desaparsidos, Linda Ronstandt/the Stone Ponys, Robbers on Highstreet, Robbie Williams, the Wonder Stuff, the Wondermints, Stevie Wonder, Concrete Blonde, the Concretes, Blondie, the Non Blondes, 4 Non Blondes, the Long Blondes, Bonde Redhead, the Cloud Room, Phaser, Ladytron, Bryan Eno, Of Montreal, Caribuo, the Levelers, Athlete, the Magic Numbers, the Beautiful South, Tindersticks, the Steve Miller Band, ZZ Top, the Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Uff, Sly and the Family Stone, Parliment/Funkadelic, WAR, Bruce and the EStreets, the Marleys (both Bob and Ziggy), Frank Zappa, Bob Dylan, the Wallflowers, Rush, the Stones, the Who, the Subways, Marvin Gaye, the Shout Out Louds, Hard Fi, the Statistics, the Capes, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Orange, Orange, the High Violets, the Bethany Curve, Deee-lite, the Heavenly States, the Grates, Be Your Own Pet, the Rakes, the Grates, Smoosh, the Arctic Monkeys, Art Brut, the Test Icicles, Switches, the Sunshine, th' Faith Healers, Swirvedriver, We Are Scientists, Animal Collective, Monsters Are Waiting, Wolf Parade,Wolfmother, Patrick Wolf, Wolf and Cub, Sea Wolf, Wof Eyes, Broadcast, the Constantines, the Deadly Snakes, the Gossip, Andrew WK, Republica, MONC, Morning Wood, Cat Power, Rilo Kiley/Jenny Lewis, Imogen Heap, Wolf Mother, Captain Beefheart, Bob Seger, His Name is Alive, This Mortal Coil, Goldfrapp, Isobelle Campbell, Amusement Parks on Fire, the Voices, MIA, the Streets, Dizzy Rascal, Tricky, Cast, Mansun, Marlyn Manson, Kula Shaker, Ocean Colour Scene, the House of Love, Bryan Hawn :-), Orson, the Tourists, the Bangs, Kovak, the Lilys, Human Television, Darker My Love, the Ettes, Lily Allen, the Feeling, India Dupre, Guillemots, Arthur Lee :-( and Love,Serena-Maneesh, Billy Bragg and the Blokes,the Ettes The Pipettes

the Noisettes, the Kooks, Van She, the Young Knives, the Telescopes, the Jam, the Wedding Present, the Birthday Party, the Handcuffs, Mull Historical Society

, Voxtrot, Nightmare of You, the Booby Traps, Bromheads Jacket, the Silversun Pickups, CSS, Ladyfuzz, Electelane, CSS, Midlake, Foward Russia, the Duke Spirit, the Cold War Kids, the View, the Horrors, the Good Shoes, Blood Red Shoes, the Fratilles, the Maccabees, Sloan, Great Northern, the Twilight Sad, Xerox Teens, Shitdisco, Field Music, Shampoo, Spoon, Huggy Bear, the Gore Gore Girls, Switches, Feist, Klaxons, Vampire Weekend, Buck Brothers, Hercules and Love Affair, Does It Offend You Yeah?, Duffy

Movies:

That foriegn movie with the word "butterfly" in it ;-) Mayor of the Sunset Strip, Kingpin, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, Crash, Live Forever, Camp, Return to Oz, 9 Songs, Team America, Stuck On You,The Boy's & Girl's Guide to Getting Down, Ghost World, Anchorman, Once

Something About Mary, Last Holiday, Porkies, Silence of the Lambs, Y Tu Mama Tambien, the Royal Tenembalms, 24 Hour Party People, Bully, Borat,Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Wallace and Gromit, Pirates...,Jumanji, Waitress,Waiting for Guffman/This is Spinal Tap/Best in Show/the Mighty Wind, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Juno, Walk Hard.. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

is a critically acclaimed protopunk band from the mid 70s. Well I don't have cable but not to worry. As long as quality television shows about BINGO, cavemen, pirates and Howie Mandel are gracing our presence I'll never go without amusement :-(
Smackdown, Raw, the Richard Bay Show, Gilmore Girls
, Ren & Stimpy, Seinfeld, Friends, Married with Children, Arrested Developement, Cheaters, the OC, music videos, Small Wonder, Saved by the Bell, Conan O' Brien, Good Day LA, the King of Queens, All in the Family, Heull Howser, the Cosby Show, Less than Perfect, Out of this World, the Phenom, Get a Life, DC Follies, Alf, Preview Vacation Bargains, Wife Swap, Days of Our Lives, Mad TV, the Surreal Life, the original Survivor, Complete Savages, Hope and Faith, Maury Povich, I Love Lucy, the Restaurant, Ducktails, the Melissa Scott Show, Hot Seat with Wally George, Dateline: To Catch a Preditor, Ugly Betty, Lost, What I Like About You, American High, the Carol Burnette Show, the Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Wallace and Gromit, Monty Python, Benny Hill and my favorite the Mr. Bean comedy show. That guy's always up to mischif and you know the outcome is going to contain side splitting humor. Nowadays we'd call it "twinks," supermodels, young actresses and 40 year old actresses who "think" they're still young vs. the average American :-(

Books:



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Heroes:

by David Bowie is an awesome song but the Wallflowers cover aint too shabby.

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