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Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufuc

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO SMILE, ARE THERE NOT?

About Me

Triston for Dummies' Timbre: Timbre is defined as the characteristic quality of sound that distinguishes one voice or musical instrument from another: It is determined by the harmonics of the sound and is distinguished from the intensity and pitch. Triston for Dummies' timbre is raspy, soulful, assorted, eclectic, lucid, lulling, serene, emotive, crunk, melodious, harmonious, multi-faceted, smooth, legato, and staccato all at once. He draws from Gospel, R&B, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Funk, Doo Wop, the Blues, Classical, Country, Rock, Pop, Folk, and Bluegrass to render a hybrid genre of music that is uniquely his own. The Triston for Dummies musical experience is a rollercoaster ride of emotion and enjoyment, in that the motley composition of his songs comes together to contribute to the central themes of riding the wheels of your life until the wheels fall off and reflecting on the purpose for which you have been placed on this earth, leaving the listener both entertained and enlightened. Never before has an artist so seamlessly meshed varying genres into a collaborative, unified premise without sacrificing artistry and musical integrity. There's a little something for everyone in Triston for Dummies' catalog of music, which is an assorted melting pot of eclectic soul. Truly the experience of individuality directs energy exhumed in self. As you take a listen to the music, you are also given a panoramic view of Triston for Dummies' soul, a soul that carries the responsibility of casting and delineating a positive image of its home-state's musical contribution to the world at large with it wherever it goes, which is why Triston for Dummies is considered the soul of Oklahoma. His ear candy will make the ladies dance, the fellows bob their heads, and render contemplation on insightful cognitions to all who listen. Prepare yourself to be awed as you embrace the talents and blessed gifts of one of the world's undiscovered rarities. Triston for Dummies: Living Legend & Pop Culture Phenomenon.

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Member Since: 12/4/2006
Band Website: [email protected]
Band Members: TRISTON, BAMM, SORROW
Influences: $OUND$


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Sounds Like: TRISTON for DUMMIES
Record Label: Eidexis Omnimedia-I'M MY OWN LABEL-LOOKING THO
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Who is but the Form Following the Function of What

there will ne no glory in your sacrifice.....the man who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill shiver up his spine.....even a king allows himself to hope for more than glory.....when muscles ...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:48:00 PST

A Gremlin fucked a Gladiator and birthed 13 Ghosts......

Gremlins.....We all possess the potential to be really good people.....we all have the potential to be psychopathic, sociopathic, rageaholic, boogey monsters.....the mirror speaks with riddled tongues...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:32:00 PST

FUCK EM

FUCK THESE FABLES THEY'RE TRYING TO CHISEL INTO MY MEMORY. I NEED A DOSE OF TRUTH TO BE INJECTED INTO MY CELLS, WHICH ARE DYING BECAUSE MY MIND HAS BEEN CRIPPLED BY THESE FALSITIES AND CAN'T FUNCTION ...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:55:00 PST

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!!!! THIS IS A MESSAGE OF PEACE ASSHOLES!!!!

Agatha Christie: One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one. Alex Noble: If I have been of service, if I have glimpsed m...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:00:00 PST

MOTHER NATURE IS A KINKY BITCH!!!!!

Anne Frank: The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel t...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:27:00 PST

MEMORY

Abraham Lincoln: The world will little note nor long remember what we say here. Albert Schweitzer: Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. Anne Sexton: It doesn't matter who my fa...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:26:00 PST

Say Bruh, Yo Homeboy Say He Straight but He Got Nothin’ But Shirtless Niggas in His Top Friends

The muthafuckin' title says it all!!!!!! Watch out!!!!!
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:46:00 PST

REALITY SUCKS A MEAN DICK!!!!!

Albert Einstein: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Anne Sexton: What is reality?I am a plaster doll; I posewith eyes that cut open without landfall or nightfallupon some...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:50:00 PST

EXTREMISM

Aldous Huxley: At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing ...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 06:48:00 PST

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND WAIT!!!!!!!

Charlotte Perkins Gilman: There was a time when Patience ceased to be a virtue. It was long ago. Chinese proverb: One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may r...
Posted by Triston for Dummies-Crazy & Unapologetic Mufucka! on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:32:00 PST