*I was in a Girl Scout Cookie commercial in 2nd grade. I was paid in cookies.
*I have been arrested once, for trying to inspect a missile plant for weapons of mass destruction. I rode to jail on a schoolbus, and I spent two hours behind bars.
*My middle name comes from my mom's childhood dog, who was named after a cartoon character.
*Al Franken called my dorm room in my freshman year in college.
*I've touched Wee Man (fuck, did I just brag about that?)
*I have been to 57/99 counties in Iowa**.
*I stood in for a groom at a wedding once.
*I have a strange fetish that involves state capitol buildings. If you're lucky, I can tell you some stories about it. ;) If you're luckier, you can help me check a few more off my list.
*I was in a play once. But it wasn't really a play.
*I saw Rick Perry in his jogging clothes once. I've shaken hands with Ann Richards, Bill Clinton, and John Edwards. I went drinking with Dave Attell once. Sort of.
*I once had dinner with one of the guys from Milli Vanilli.
*I write Devanagari (Hindi characters) functionally. I speak Hindi very poorly.
*I have gone mudding.
*I ran into Roy Oswalt and Chad Qualls at a country bar.
*The closest I've come to a near-death experience was in a taxi cab on my way back from a Backstreet Boys concert.
*I've gotten lucky in Kentucky.
*I have total joke-telling immunity.
*I love my pussycat, but I like to have the vet shave everything on her except the poof at the end of her tail. One of these days she will kill me.
*I love Texas and almost all Texans, but I do not like George W. Bush!
** = Pending July 29, 2007
You know I cheated on this quiz - sue me.
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