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tyler shoelaces!

sometimes, my name is Jackler Velezon

About Me

and suddenly, all at once, nothing happened.

My Interests

i like music, being foolish, what's going on, photography, corny jokes, the "perpetural moition of latitidues," over-sized towels, decaf espresso, beer, clumsy lobsters, *'s, cincinnati bowties, escolar, one day finding an opportunity to wear a sarong, turtles, newspaper/new book smell, making poor jokes in public, updating this, green bean sandwiches, shiner

I'd like to meet:

you.

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Music:

a perfect circle, aghora, akufen, amon tobin, audioslave, björk, bonobo, bt, the cinematic orchestra, coldcut, daft punk, death, days of the new, dream theater, dzihan and kamien, eric johnson, ernest saint laurent, everything but the girl, dj food, frou frou, general midi, grip inc, the haunted, herbert, hybrid, in flames, incubus, i:cube, jason becker, jazzanova, jimpster, joe satriani, john petrucci, korn, krikor, lamb of god, linkin park, liquid tension experiment, l'usine, mr. oizo, mr. scruff, opeth, O.S.I., petter, phil k, plump dj's, psapp, rae and christian, röyksopp, dj shadow, shapeshifters, shpongle, soilwork, steve vai, swag, tool, trentemøller, troubleman, way out west, we in music, weekend players, zero 7

Movies:

I haven't seen many movies. the running joke of friends is to ask if I've seen whichever one they're talking about.

Television:

I don't really watch t.v, if I end up stuck on a friends couch I'll not understand how to work the channels. I only learned how to "put it on 3" to play video games. iron chef rocks.

Books:

quote books (insta-wit), philosophy, physics (not so much anymore), non-fiction

Heroes:

people who create culture, one of the few things genes don't carry. anyone who buys me a drink