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Benefit 4 Animals. Yard Sale June 29th Sunday

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I'D LOVE TO MEET SOME AWESOME GALS TO HANG WITH, AND A KICK ASS GUY!

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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

I'd like to meet:


In Memory of... NINE ELEVEN

Music:


WOW! Where shall I start. THE DRAG STRIP RIOT!! THE DEAD BILLYS, Some punk, ska, country, and I'm not afraid to admit it. JOsIE KRUISER, Jazz, surf guitar, jungle, trance, all that techno stuff. Goth. I like some rap, the funny stuff is good. I like tropical music, Brazilian, merenge. Humm, Marlin Manson, Green day, The Monkeys, STP, THE REV HORTON HEAT, Lots of 80's stuff. Los Straight Jackets, Rob Zombie, Diana Krall, Goo Goo dolls, Duran Duran, JULIETTE AND THE LICKS! Boy George, The Go, Go's, ZZ Top, THE CRAMPS, Tom Petty, ICP, Jameriquie, Elvis, JOHNNY CASH, THE ROCKETZ. Elvis, Ray Condo, Johnny Cash, Big Sandy, Necromantics, Belmont Playboys, I just seen THE METEORS so I gott add them to my list.

Movies:

Comedies. Super Troupers, Almost anything with Jim Carry or Will Farrel. Elf, The Mask, Dumb & Dumber, Ace Ventura, Old School, you know the list. Fallan, DARK CITY, UNDERWORLD, Blade, Starship Troupers, I heart the Huckabees, man in the iron mask, Hocus Pocus, Never Ending Story, Laberanth. Lots of fantasy, some Si-Fi. Nightmare Before Christmas, Corps Bride, Strange days, TALES OF THE CRIPT, TWILIGHT ZONE, OUTER LIMMITS, Quentin Tarantino stuff, Guy Richie stuff, Layer , Boondock Saints, Snach, lock stock and 2 smokin barrels. The Princess bride, RED DWORF (TV) HA, THE YOUNG ONES (TV) and dang there's more that I can't think of right now.

Television:


IM LOVING SURREAL LIFE WHEN DOES THE NEXT SEASON START?? Related on WB DOES ANYONE KNOW IF IT WAS CANCELED, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE? and CHARMED. I like VH1, Comedy Central, TV Land, Turner Movie Classics, and most cartoon channels. Sex and the City for sure! THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE!!!

Books:

"HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU" by GREG BEHRENDT I'VE LEARNED SOO MUCH FROM THIS BOOK.READING NOW: "The Seven Spiritual Laws of SUCCESS" "Sex with the Lights on" Ducky DooLittle "Your Sixth Sense" Belleruth Naparstek

My Blog

Excerpts From A Dog's Diary

Hope this makes you smileExcerpts from a Dog's Diary8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!10:30am - Got rubbed a...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

I was Robbed/Muged Welcome to Vegas

Wednesday Morning between 4-5am.Yeah how lame is that. it happened between 4am - 5amearly this morning, we were going to Denny's for someaftr drink munchies.and BAMMM! i was on the frekin nasty vegas ...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

Too Far

I miss you, but I dont know you.I creave to hold youbut I can't touch you.I want to kiss you but can't feel youI want to be with youbut there is too much space between usIf i can't hear your heartthe...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST

Lovely Robbie

THE LOVELY ROBBY. Robby, the tired, timeworn bullmastiff of 10 years, moves with a very slow foot, Each time he takes a step, his front lets hit the ground hard, with what seems like King Kong's lan...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:45:00 PST

SILENT HILL DARK NURS VIDEO

I LOVE THIS PART...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST

PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN STUPID

TELL ME.. TELL ME WHY SOMEONE WOULD WANT A PET SO BADLY AND THEN AFTER HAVING IT FOR SEVERAL WEEKS, MONTHS OR YEARS, AND WAITING TILL IT GETS ALL COMFORTABLE IN ITS NEW HOME AND GROWS FOND OF YOU AND ...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

The worst of times

The worst thing I had to do this year... Was help my friend put her dog down a week from yesterday. I'm never going to forget it. It was the sadest thing ever. My friend was too upset to be in the roo...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:59:00 PST

The best of times.

I'm glad to be all moved and settled in Las Vegas. I moved here from Santa Cruz California, and don't ask me why! I like it here, and I've made a shit load of new friends in a short amount of time. SM...
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

FUCK BITCH

I joined the local roller derby team. FUCK BITCH!!!
Posted by Fujiama Mama on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:26:00 PST